Summer Transfer Rumour Thread.

[Joe!]

I'm still laughing at that "Saints sign Charlie" thread. Beautiful stuff.

 

[SL Saint]

Onto the rumour topic.... Sky Sports Greame Bailey the bloke who regularly breaks transfer news, has tweeted: 'Saints have one very exciting deal lined up but cannot say anything yet' So the question is, who do you think it might be?

 

[Dan]

George Elokobi

 

[Saints Fan4Life]

Onto the rumour topic.... Sky Sports Greame Bailey the bloke who regularly breaks transfer news, has tweeted: 'Saints have one very exciting deal lined up but cannot say anything yet' So the question is, who do you think it might be?

Lionel Messi is signing as a backup to Lallana, he said he is going to learn from the very best, and only sitting on the bench watching Lallana play can enable him to learn. He said he doesn't expect to play much, but is sure to get cup appearences as he adjusts to life in England and learns frm Adam.

 

[Joe!]

Lionel Messi is signing as a backup to Lallana, he said he is going to learn from the very best, and only sitting on the bench watching Lallana play can enable him to learn. He said he doesn't expect to play much, but is sure to get cup appearences as he adjusts to life in England and learns frm Adam.

That is a fantastic joke, and one which I have never heard before. Well done! This thread could definitely do with more posts like this one.

 

[Dan]

Lionel Messi is signing as a backup to Lallana, he said he is going to learn from the very best, and only sitting on the bench watching Lallana play can enable him to learn. He said he doesn't expect to play much, but is sure to get cup appearences as he adjusts to life in England and learns frm Adam.

Thank god this thread got back on topic, we needed comedy like this

 

[ThatThereSaintsFan]

Thank god this thread got back on topic, we needed comedy like this

In the nicest way possible you and joe are massive ****s sometimes

 

[Saints Fan4Life]

Ha ha ha so funny

 

[SAINTDON13]

Drat, just had a Coffee Revel!

 

[Joe!]

Drat, just had a Coffee Revel!

I love those.

 

[Dan]

They're much better than the orange ones, they're vile.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Used to be picky about Revels, but now I don't allow myself much chocolate, every flavour is ambrosia on my tongue.

 

[sotonsaint]

Am I being stupid (yes, yes...sit down at the back) do you really mean 500K each or did they share 500K? If each, what was the qualification...first team or certain number of games/

Nope it was 500k EACH!

Only 1st team, not sure on details

 

[Joe!]

I don't know what is annoying me more, the England hate or the Revel hate.

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

Nope it was 500k EACH!

If that was the whole first team, it would cost....oodles. How much would Adkins have got? No wonder the world banks are in trouble if you think what Cortese must have got.

 

[benditlikeabanana]

someone before mentioned NA and the Don were on a million apiece. money well spent

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

someone before mentioned NA and the Don were on a million apiece. money well spent

Never mind the pleasure the club and players give us, the financial rewards of PL membership means they have earnt it.

 

[Saint Birdsnest]

I'm in a nostalgic mood.

Romano Denneboom. It's happening.

Romano Denneboom made the wrong choice by not coming to us, he's apparantly now playing amateur football?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_Denneboom

 

[Joe!]

Romano Denneboom made the wrong choice by not coming to us, he's apparantly now playing amateur football?! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano_Denneboom

"On 16 November 2011, it was reported that he was on trial with Luton Town F.C."

Jesus...

 

[Qwerty]

"On 16 November 2011, it was reported that he was on trial with Luton Town F.C."

Jesus...

That reminds me, I always like to check on the career of Pele after he embarked on a strange tour of non-league. He just got relegated to the Conference South with Hayes & Yeading.