Transfer Rumours Summer transfer activity thread

Wtf even is Sassuolo haha.

 

They are a very good Italian club in the Europa League this season, some very decent players.

 

Had to make it believable.

Was gonna go with Newcastle but I reckon one or two may have smashed their phones up!

 

Was a good pick, perfectly plausible and I certainly got the rush of blood initially.

Think you nailed the fee as well, for full damage.

Solid 9/10.

 

No one cares about phone users man. Bunch a ****s.

 

Imagine if true... ooiffffttt

Breakdown.

 

when do you plan on waking up? rip van winkle style and you might be alreet....

 

Cheers mate, I'll take that, a better photoshop next time might get me a 10. That's the dream.

 

I think worse you might have actually got a suicide attempt.

 

http://www.empireofthekop.com/2016/...-sakho-will-join-sunderland-on-loan-tomorrow/

Sakho again, he would improve us for sure, hope this does not mean Kone is off.

 

He's a decent player but we are overfilling a position and we know this will reduce finance elsewhere.

I'm tearing my face off at the incompetence of this clubs staff.

 

All I can think is we don't know the whole story and were close on a CM, winger, striker and goal keeper.

I am confining my rage until the window shuts tomorrow. I am out tomorrow night doing a charity event so will get home and likely kick both the cats.

 

I'm struggling to keep a lid on it mate, trying but struggling.

I've a load of **** going on at minute and this isn't helping, I need to **** of for a week so that's what I'm going to do, I'm on ba.com as we speak.

 

What a kick in the balls when players say they would rather go to Hull, what the hell is wrong at our club????

 

Don't think we're overfilling Nads. More a case that he is coming in to replace Kone who will be at Everton this time tomorrow. The rumours about Kone are just not going away.

Now wouldn't this put the icing on the **** filled cake that has been this transfer window!

 

So on the penultimate day of the season we managed to get a grand total of 0 players in.

A few players declined to come to us for one reason or another (Iborra/Mason, probably more).

We're so far behind the times its ridiculous.

(Disclaimer: this is a mini meltdown).

 

I called that earlier

 

When Kaboul wanted away it was all sorted and he was gone in 3 days. It takes our lot 3 weeks to decide whether or not to think about it.

When the window closes I think I`ll take a couple of weeks off. That holiday period known as Meltdown Fortnight.

It`ll be absolute bedlam on here.

 

So now we're in for N'Dong. I can see our team sheet now, McNair love Ndong.

Can we get his brother ding too?

 

Did I mention this was bullshit? Why because the fee is 17m?? I mean nee chance