Transfer Rumours Summer transfer activity thread

[E.T. Fairfax]

PIGS GAIN HASH

I might be a bit slow here but how the **** did you do that?

 

[SAFCDRUM]

I might be a bit slow here but how the **** did you do that?

I honestly don't know mate. I'm not Rain Man or owt like that.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Rearrange the letters

Tfrea lalfnig owl ni het eckginp droer thiw Hangshia PISG

 

[Nacho]

Tfrea lalfnig owl ni het eckginp droer thiw Hangshia PISG

Something about Roy Hodgson?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Something about Roy Hodgson?

Exactly.

 

[Commachio]

Something about Roy Hodgson?

He was eaten during a religious ceremony for hooting.

 

[Commachio]

. Enfield.

 

[Nacho]

Exactly.

It was 'lalfnig' that clued me in, it's Welsh for 'useless twat that will indirectly throw SAFC down the ****ter thanks to being bad at his job'.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

. Enfield.

Let's all have a whip round for a keyboard.

 

[Nacho]

. Enfield.

He's probably hoping that at some point in our lifetimes there's going to be some news of an actual transfer on here and not just people waffling on about Roy Hodgson.

 

[Commachio]

He's probably hoping that at some point in our lifetimes there's going to be some news of an actual transfer on here and not just people waffling on about Roy Hodgson.

.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

We can start a separate thread about Hodgson if you like, where his next club is, a betting thread... I'll get it stickied.

 

[Commachio]

We can start a separate thread about Hodgson if you like, where his next club is, a betting thread... I'll get it stickied.

It would be a hoot.

 

[Nacho]

We can start a separate thread about Hodgson if you like, where his next club is, a betting thread... I'll get it stickied.

I reckon his next club will be Notts Forest, I think he'd like it there for some reason. Maybe Shrewsbury.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I reckon his next club will be Notts Forest, I think he'd like it there for some reason. Maybe Shrewsbury.

Rotherham.

 

[Commachio]

Sheff Wed

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Sheff Wed

I see what you did there.

 

[crumble bungle]

SUNDERLAND?

 

[Commachio]

SUNDERLAND?

No Owls. Just damn Otters

 

[haslam]

I'll be honest. This summer has been ****e for transfers for you guys. Genuinely not wumming when I say I am utterly bemused and something, anything, must happen in the next few days. Surely.