SUMMER 2K14 Transfer Rumour Thread...

[saintanton]

In English please

I think the foam from his mouth obscured the keyboard a little.

 

[Flappy Flanagan (JK)]

Balotelli is ****ing ****. Tge milan fans are prayinf youbtake the pile of useless **** off them.

Yet you'd take him at United no doubt.

 

[UnitedinRed]

FFS...


He'd be the best thing since sliced bread if Man Utd signed him though

We wouldnt have even realised he still existed. Joke of a footballer.

 

[UnitedinRed]

Yet you'd take him at United no doubt.

We have much better strikers and a whole lot more useless players so i dont think we need a useless idiot of a striker.

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

We wouldnt have even realised he still existed. Joke of a footballer.

Would fit in well with Jones, Smalling, Evans, Cleverley and Felliani then

 

[Tobes]

We have much better strikers and a whole lot more useless players so i dont think we need a useless idiot of a striker.

He's better than Welbeck

 

[Super G Ted'inho]

He's better than Welbeck

#neutral

Oh, hang on a sec...

 

[Milnermino Lamborini]

Don't we have that shrink Dr Peters to work on Balo??

 

[CCC]

Don't we have that shrink Dr Peters to work on Balo??

Not anymore. Suarez ate him.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Suarez eats peters?

 

[saintanton]

Suarez eats peters?

He thought they said pizzas.

 

[UnitedinRed]

He's better than Welbeck

Welbecks less likely to cause issues so is more likely to be a valuable asset to a club.

 

[Foredeckdave]

I think Balotelli would be a great signing - with Rodgers known for being a great man to man manager, I'm pretty certian he could get the best out of Balotelli.

All these Falcao/Cavani rumours are a bit worrying to be honest. They're older than Mario, and Falcao has been out injured so it's a huge gamble whether he'll regain his form - especially moving to a new league etc.

Balotelli is cheaper, younger and has PL experience - with the right manager he could be an excellent signing. Personally I'd be very happy if we ended up with Balotelli.

He fit's our criteria so much more than the likes of Falcao and Cavani. So bring it on, that's if it has any real substance to it....

I agree with you. As a striker he ticks all of the boxes for Liverpool and if Pearce is right £16 million is a steal. Sure he has 'history' but is nowhere near the time bomb Suarez was!

 

[CCC]

Suarez eats peters?

That was the headline at the time. It's in the past now. Peters has been eaten by Suarez.

Mario will probably make a xylophone (perhaps an osteophone?) out of Peters' ribcage for therapy purposes.

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

I agree with you. As a striker he ticks all of the boxes for Liverpool and if Pearce is right £16 million is a steal. Sure he has 'history' but is nowhere near the time bomb Suarez was!

Nowhere near the player Suarez was either though, certainly not on a consistent basis.

 

[Sir_Red]

Welbecks less likely to cause issues so is more likely to be a valuable asset to a club.

Welbeck

 

[Sir_Red]

Nowhere near the player Suarez was either though, certainly not on a consistent basis.

what about we all compare suarez when he had just turned 24 to Ballotelli now?

 

[Tobes]

Welbecks less likely to cause issues so is more likely to be a valuable asset to a club.

Welbeck's mince mate and isn't fit to lace daft Mario's boots.

I seem to remember you once taking a chance on a maverick Frenchman with a truck load of attitude....

 

[Daveunited]

Di Maria and Sami Khedeira have both said they want to leave Real Madrid.

****ing yes please to both

Go on Woodward, get in there

 

[Milnermino Lamborini]

Plus on some match days there might be a possibility of seeing Linda, Rihanna and Fanny Nguesha (Balos Bird) in the stands. What i'd give for that threesome.