SUMMER 2K14 Transfer Rumour Thread...

I think the foam from his mouth obscured the keyboard a little.

 

Yet you'd take him at United no doubt.

 

We wouldnt have even realised he still existed. Joke of a footballer.

 

We have much better strikers and a whole lot more useless players so i dont think we need a useless idiot of a striker.

 

Would fit in well with Jones, Smalling, Evans, Cleverley and Felliani then

 

He's better than Welbeck

 

#neutral

Oh, hang on a sec...

 

Don't we have that shrink Dr Peters to work on Balo??

 

Not anymore. Suarez ate him.

 

Suarez eats peters?

 

He thought they said pizzas.

 

Welbecks less likely to cause issues so is more likely to be a valuable asset to a club.

 

I agree with you. As a striker he ticks all of the boxes for Liverpool and if Pearce is right £16 million is a steal. Sure he has 'history' but is nowhere near the time bomb Suarez was!

 

That was the headline at the time. It's in the past now. Peters has been eaten by Suarez.

Mario will probably make a xylophone (perhaps an osteophone?) out of Peters' ribcage for therapy purposes.

 

Nowhere near the player Suarez was either though, certainly not on a consistent basis.

 

Welbeck

 

what about we all compare suarez when he had just turned 24 to Ballotelli now?

 

Welbeck's mince mate and isn't fit to lace daft Mario's boots.

I seem to remember you once taking a chance on a maverick Frenchman with a truck load of attitude....

 

Go on Woodward, get in there

 

Plus on some match days there might be a possibility of seeing Linda, Rihanna and Fanny Nguesha (Balos Bird) in the stands. What i'd give for that threesome.