Transfer Rumours Summer '23 Transfer Thread

[Phinius T Bookbinder]

It has been pretty consistent throughout his whole career. I wouldn't touch him with a Bogotá barge pole.

Shame but could do without players with baggage

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Strange stance to take, it’s his actual nickname I aren’t sure why you’re so worked up over this. It’s almost summer relax and smile

I’m not worked up, it’s just embarrassing.

 

[McGregor HU5]

I’m not worked up, it’s just embarrassing.

you could argue all of us on an anonymous online forum is embarrassing, no one’s arsed. Move on

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

you could argue all of us on an anonymous online forum is embarrassing, no one’s arsed. Move on

It’s still embarrassing, move on salty.

 

[NewcastleTiger]

Malik Wilks pissed those numbers and was absolute garbage in the Champ.

He’s played wing back

 

[Benjo]

Seems Ashley Barnes is Norwich bound.

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Seems Ashley Barnes is Norwich bound.

Norwich or Hull? Hmmn.
Someone had to say it

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Shame but could do without players with baggage

Thats what concerns me about prospect of having Connolly back. Rosenior thinks he can 'mentor' him. Why bother, just sign someone as good (or better) without issues. As Jellyfish posts, another loan at most imo.

 

[bradymk2]

Norwich or Hull? Hmmn.
Someone had to say it

why anyone would choose norwich over hull is baffling

The decision at hand has elicited a staggering and unprecedented level of incredulity, shattering the very foundations of conventional wisdom and confounding even the most astute and erudite observers. Its profound departure from rationality and discernible logic renders it an awe-inspiring testament to the intricacies and complexities of human thought and decision-making processes

 

[Steven Toast]

We now have posters doing transfer window nicknames?

Posts on these transfer threads get more embarrassing with each window that opens.

Like a “Football Manager” cringe off

Not to mention there are plenty of Brazilian players already called Dodo. Just type Dodo (footballer) into Wikipedia and see what comes up.

 

[Nikica Jellyfish]

He’s played wing back

i didn’t know that fair play

 

[Nikica Jellyfish]

It’s still embarrassing, move on salty.

need some fresh air and a *** you Ben heads gone

 

[Steven Toast]

why anyone would choose norwich over hull is baffling

The decision at hand has elicited a staggering and unprecedented level of incredulity, shattering the very foundations of conventional wisdom and confounding even the most astute and erudite observers. Its profound departure from rationality and discernible logic renders it an awe-inspiring testament to the intricacies and complexities of human thought and decision-making processes

Also they need a replacement for Pukki. Where’s he going? Back to Finland? Hope he takes a coat.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Not to mention there are plenty of Brazilian players already called Dodo. Just type Dodo (footballer) into Wikipedia and see what comes up.

My immediate thought was the old Rowan Atkinson school teacher routine.

“Yes Please, Dodo, Suck Me Off, Nice And Quick. My office”

 

[Nikica Jellyfish]

My immediate thought was the old Rowan Atkinson school teacher routine.

“Yes Please, Dodo, Suck Me Off, Nice And Quick. My office”

wrong message board if that’s what you’re after

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

need some fresh air and a *** you Ben heads gone

The air is fresh today, ***s are for fools.

 

[Nikica Jellyfish]

The air is fresh today, ***s are for fools.

It’s 2023 you can’t say that!

 

[dennisboothstash]

We now have posters doing transfer window nicknames?

Posts on these transfer threads get more embarrassing with each window that opens.

Like a “Football Manager” cringe off

He should start his own nickname thread...

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

It’s 2023 you can’t say that!

Sorry, ***s are for the mentally challenged.

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

He should start his own nickname thread...

Hahaha