Here we ****ing go....
I've heard he is as keen as mustard to play for Everton.
Here we ****ing go....
Here we ****ing go....
A shame. I was hoping our back four next season would look like:Everton sign Ruben Vinagre on loan
A shame. I was hoping our back four next season would look like:
Vinagre
Bella-Kotchap
Mark Fish (yes he’s 48 now but would bring some much needed experience)
Denzel Dumfries
A tasty looking line-up
It must be the silly seasoning.It comes to something when the puns are being wheeled out for signings made by *other teams*
That is truly awfulI heard we're after a red-head - Swan Vesta, or something
As opposed to an advertisement I saw in a phone boxDoes anyone remember the Charlton Athletic back four about 20 odd years ago?
Young Fish Costa Fortune
I can't stop laughing about thisHere we ****ing go....

As opposed to an advertisement I saw in a phone box
Old Trout Dirt Cheap
There's an English footbaler plays in the US called Ebony Salmon!A shame. I was hoping our back four next season would look like:
Vinagre
Bella-Kotchap
Mark Fish (yes he’s 48 now but would bring some much needed experience)
Denzel Dumfries
A tasty looking line-up
Bert Troutman in goal?There's an English footbaler plays in the US called Ebony Salmon!
Ketchup Tim.Here we ****ing go....
Bert Troutman in goal?
He got done like a kipper.No, it has to be Billy The Fish, of Fulchester United
I thought, when someone mentioned Tartare, we were going to go down the fish route. That would have been brill.All these puns, and no cheese! (I'm looking on the Brie side)