Transfer Rumours Summer 2021

What's wrong with pink?

 

A tad of a passive colour. Not associated with strength and aggression.

More likely to be dominated than the dominator. If I see any of our players in the pink kit with hand cuffs, whips and a butt plug, I'm off.

 

And the Brighton reference?

 

Thou taketh the pi$$ young Clingo.

Some clubs' fans, never us I'm sure, used to sing songs to Brighton fans like "We can see you're holding hands" and "Does your boyfriend know you're here?"

I will leave you, wearing the thong you mentioned the other day (you not me), to draw your own conclusions.

 

Speaks volumes

 

I see Jack Hunt has signed for the Wendies. Another bullet dodged as far as I'm concerned. We don't need a 30 year old who feels more at home playing in League One.

 

???

 

I see MK Dons went down 3-1 to the Wurzels today.

Funnily enough, they gave Watters a rest today..........

 

Inevitable

 

Apparently Moore, Colwill and Baccuna (not sure where he's been) are isolating after their return to the uk.
Need them back in training soon.
1st game not that far away.

 

No sh!t Sherlock.

 

Harry Wilson signed for Fulham for £12m. They are likely to be a handful this season as will QPR who stuffed Man U 4.2 in a friendly yesterday.

Obviously Fulham have their parachute payment and are splashing the cash.

In the Prem, Everton have signed 2 on free transfers and £1.7m for Demarai Gray. A strange world.

 

Joey Barton charged with assault after woman suffered head injury

 

Hopefully Glen can now stop giving us daily bulletins on him

 

1. PHILLIPS, Dillon
2. McGUINNESS, Mark
3. BAGAN, Joel
4. MORRISON, Sean (C)
5. FLINT, Aden
6. VAULKS, Will
7. BACUNA, Leandro
8. RALLS, Joe
10. MOORE, Kieffer
11. MURPHY, Josh
14. VASSELL, Isaac
15. WINTLE, Ryan
16. NELSON, Curtis
17. TOMLIN, Lee
19. COLLINS, James
20. WHYTE, Gavin
21. PACK, Marlon
25. SMITHIES, Alex
26. GILES, Ryan
27. COLWILL, Rubin
28. SANG, Tom
29. HARRIS, Mark
30. BROWN, Ciaron
31. RATCLIFFE, George
36. EVANS, Kieron
37. BOWEN, Sam
38. NG, Perry
39. DAVIES, Isaak

 

no number 9 shirt given

 

We've got a 19, 29 and a 39 though. Just need some pink typex.

What number does Bale normally wear?

 

wishful thinking there mate. We'll no doubt get at least weekly updates with titles such as "Ex-Bluebird successfully ties own bootlaces" or "Ex-Bluebird shows envious Welsh Clubs what they could have won if they too had had untold millions to spend"

Noted on the No9 shirt.... Bale still seems to be keeping his counsel quiet.
Andy Carroll is still available too I believe

 

Could do worse than Carroll if Moore was to go, provided he stayed fit. Very big IF!!! Can't see him leaving Geoordieland area again though.

Numbers 12, 13 and 18 available also plus some in 20's and 30's.

I think there will be some out in next few weeks, plus hopefully, some in. MM a good poker player?

 

Southampton tonight with a trialist named. Believed to be watkins again.