B.rowny / Brownie was also reported to be after one Michael Turner. Maybe he just likes Michaels. Obviously gets his tops from St Michaels.
Why bring this up again? Presumably you'll whinge when bummers or I respond but you've still entirely missed the point.
I assume you're laughing at the irony of it being you that's right when sharing a rumour that comes true, but it's Sky that's wrong when you quote something that's wrong. I found it hilarious too.
Former West Brom midfielder Borja Valero is undergoing a medical at Inter Milan ahead of a €6m move from Fiorentina.
Crystal Palace goalkeeper Steve Mandanda is close to joining Marseille for a fee worth in the region of £5m.
Lyon have signed right-back Kenny Tete from Ajax for around €3m. Celtic are set to complete the signing of 21-year-old Manchester City midfielder Olivier Ntcham.
The back page of the Irish Herald, apparently Man United have signed Stormzy... please log in to view this image
Blackburn Rovers will soon confirm the signing of Barnsley and Ipswich Town target Dominic Samuel from Reading for £500k