For your continued amusement (or not!), I've done a few Limericks and one Irish Limerick about the Suarez situation.
Irish Limerick
There once was a man from Salto City,
Whose name was oft' cheered in a Kop-end ditty,
In the World Cup he starred,
'Til - alas! - he was barred,
For sinking his teeth into Chiellini, which is fine, but I prefer chicken, myself, like.
Normal Limericks
Luis' dyslexia was easy to see,
Demonstrated against Italy,
In a ravenous fit,
the defender he bit,
Was definitely not Canilloni.
Play off the defenfer's shoulder they said,
But onfield he noted he hadn't been fed,
He siddled to their Three,
And instead of his Tea,
HE chomped on his shoulder instead.
Our number seven may resemble a horse,
But he adores LFC with some force,
His love is no bluff,
'Cos he f**ks us enough,
'Though not in the good way, of course.
Feel free to add your own Limericks.
Irish Limerick
There once was a man from Salto City,
Whose name was oft' cheered in a Kop-end ditty,
In the World Cup he starred,
'Til - alas! - he was barred,
For sinking his teeth into Chiellini, which is fine, but I prefer chicken, myself, like.
Normal Limericks
Luis' dyslexia was easy to see,
Demonstrated against Italy,
In a ravenous fit,
the defender he bit,
Was definitely not Canilloni.
Play off the defenfer's shoulder they said,
But onfield he noted he hadn't been fed,
He siddled to their Three,
And instead of his Tea,
HE chomped on his shoulder instead.
Our number seven may resemble a horse,
But he adores LFC with some force,
His love is no bluff,
'Cos he f**ks us enough,
'Though not in the good way, of course.
Feel free to add your own Limericks.
