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I used to think most of you were alright, but ffs, you're a bunch of arseholes.

Each and every one of you.

Apart from edge.
 
In the pre-internet-porn age, my 14 yr old self would beat off mercilously to anything on TV I could find remotely sexual - this extended to stuff like Neighbours and I specifically remember ****ing to Top of the Pops.

If my 14 yr old self had strictly, I'd never have drank or taken drugs on a Saturday night, I'd have been capitalising on the week's key plungermilking hour.



At 14, I spent many a happy hour flicking through the pages of my mum's Freeman's catalogue.

Such innocent times.