Anyone seen ER's penis?
It's no bad, y'know.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/galleries/363/Ola-Jordan-strips-naked-for-her-2015-Calendar
I want to learn the routine where there's milk dribbling down diddies.

I used to think most of you were alright, but ffs, you're a bunch of arseholes.
Each and every one of you.
Apart from edge.
I used to think most of you were alright, but ffs, you're a bunch of arseholes.
Each and every one of you.
Apart from edge.
.I used to think most of you were alright, but ffs, you're a bunch of arseholes.
Each and every one of you.
Apart from edge.
That's the last time I'm performing cunnilingus on you ya old boot.
That's the last time I'm performing cunnilingus on you ya old boot.
It's quite disconcerting when yer going at her and that daft dug of hers is trying to sniff yer swinging bollocks.
In the pre-internet-porn age, my 14 yr old self would beat off mercilously to anything on TV I could find remotely sexual - this extended to stuff like Neighbours and I specifically remember ****ing to Top of the Pops.
If my 14 yr old self had strictly, I'd never have drank or taken drugs on a Saturday night, I'd have been capitalising on the week's key plungermilking hour.
That Aliona looks like a man.