Strictly Come Dancing

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Doesn't matter how you dress it up or what calender pics you show, it's still f**ing s**t

Edit: Nevermind, just seen the calender pic. **** show though
 
In the pre-internet-porn age, my 14 yr old self would beat off mercilously to anything on TV I could find remotely sexual - this extended to stuff like Neighbours and I specifically remember ****ing to Top of the Pops.

If my 14 yr old self had strictly, I'd never have drank or taken drugs on a Saturday night, I'd have been capitalising on the week's key plungermilking hour.
 
Wilma Fannyburst said:
In the pre-internet-porn age, my 14 yr old self would beat off mercilously to anything on TV I could find remotely sexual - this extended to stuff like Neighbours and I specifically remember ****ing to Top of the Pops.

If my 14 yr old self had strictly, I'd never have drank or taken drugs on a Saturday night, I'd have been capitalising on the week's key plungermilking hour.
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My 14 year old self spent his time ****ing over 9pm Friday night channel 5 films..those were the days
 
The wife and daughter love it. Some of the fanny on it is superb though, especially Kristina:

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And Aliona:

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Not ashamed to say I've bashed off to that photo shoot.

The women dancers are generally superb, although one or two average ones have crept in as others have left. The two Jip mentions plus Natalie all great.

This year's 'celebs' aren't great though. Pixie Lott and the one from the Saturdays are ok but the rest are no good at all.
 
Ah, that old man-scuse "I only watch Hollyoaks for the fanny" - aye, dead on.
 
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