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...but suddenly Pulis' pending moment of glory was snatched away from him at the last second when he was bowled over by an adoring stampede of Stoke fans, fawningly seeking his autograph. By the time he'd finished signing their man-tits, the opportunity had gone...
 
Pulis lay sprawn on the grassy knoll sobbing frantically, covered in mud, with the rain beating down on him. As his 2 pals ran towards him to aide Pulis to his feet, pure rage overtook Farsley as he identified the two as clowntime and .....
 
copy of the big issue from mightywalls back pocket and start to bit the living @@(*& out of all three until .....
 
<doh>
payback time soon Spanish i owe you 1 <laugh><ok>

revenge will be sweet,,,
gotta give you a trophy m8 <ok>
 
ellandback said:
copy of the big issue from mightywalls back pocket and start to bit the living @@(*& out of all three until .....
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OLOF ran into the middle of them all and confessed his true love has been Millwall all along, gently sobbing and explaining how he was bullied as a child for trying to perfect his Bermondsey bowl, he begs Mighty for forgiveness....................
 
But , alas Mighty was dreaming again, just like he thought his club Millwall had........
 
And then the phone rings........oh f**ck it`s Clowntime again,he declares Grayson is a total waste of space,shock news,and is willing to commit suicide if SG resigns.It will be an ex army SLR 7.62mm,spare rounds(if he misses himself)are appreciated,so far i`m shoveling rounds into wheely bins!Clivetime,what a mess.....the phone rings again.....
 
On the phone it was Theo Paphet... papitu... paphitt..., sod it, Theo the platipuss, i was a wrong number
 
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