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  1. Jerel Ifil

    Jerel Ifil Well-Known Member

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    ...but suddenly Pulis' pending moment of glory was snatched away from him at the last second when he was bowled over by an adoring stampede of Stoke fans, fawningly seeking his autograph. By the time he'd finished signing their man-tits, the opportunity had gone...
     
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  2. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Pulis lay sprawn on the grassy knoll sobbing frantically, covered in mud, with the rain beating down on him. As his 2 pals ran towards him to aide Pulis to his feet, pure rage overtook Farsley as he identified the two as clowntime and .....
     
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  3. Spanish white

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    Mightywall...and he picked up a .......
     
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  4. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    copy of the big issue from mightywalls back pocket and start to bit the living @@(*& out of all three until .....
     
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    ellandback, Aug 24, 2011
  5. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Muchas gracias Spanish <ok>

    <cheers>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Aug 24, 2011
  6. MIGHTY

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    <doh>
    payback time soon Spanish i owe you 1 <laugh><ok>

    revenge will be sweet,,,
    gotta give you a trophy m8 <ok>
     
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  7. Spanish white

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    :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  8. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Its just gotta be drapped with a weed scarf but Mick wouldn't dare! <whistle>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Aug 24, 2011
  9. MIGHTY

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    i was enjoying this <laugh>

    didnt expect to pop up in it <yikes>
     
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  10. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    You must have overdosed on viagra then Mick! <laugh>

    <rofl><rofl><rofl><rofl>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Aug 24, 2011
  11. rockymountainlion

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    OLOF ran into the middle of them all and confessed his true love has been Millwall all along, gently sobbing and explaining how he was bullied as a child for trying to perfect his Bermondsey bowl, he begs Mighty for forgiveness....................
     
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  12. Spanish white

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    but Mighty casts him aside with not even a glance........ and then
     
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  13. Millwallsteve

    Millwallsteve Waterloo's Finest Forum Moderator

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    Rips his head off....................again! <laugh>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Aug 24, 2011
  14. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Congealed blood surrounds the corpse discarded body, as the head rolls down the hill towards ....
     
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    ellandback, Aug 24, 2011
  15. MIGHTY

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    But , alas Mighty was dreaming again, just like he thought his club Millwall had........
     
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  17. Farsleyexile

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    And then the phone rings........oh f**ck it`s Clowntime again,he declares Grayson is a total waste of space,shock news,and is willing to commit suicide if SG resigns.It will be an ex army SLR 7.62mm,spare rounds(if he misses himself)are appreciated,so far i`m shoveling rounds into wheely bins!Clivetime,what a mess.....the phone rings again.....
     
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    Farsleyexile, Aug 24, 2011
  18. Millwallsteve

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    And fat boy greek still can't find the back of the net with it from 3 yards! <whistle>
     
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    Millwallsteve, Aug 24, 2011
  19. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    Hey,Clowntime to you buster?
     
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  20. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    On the phone it was Theo Paphet... papitu... paphitt..., sod it, Theo the platipuss, i was a wrong number
     
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