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  1. BishySaint

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    who claims to be Bill Gates' cousin but turns out to be Ali Dia wearing a..........
     
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  2. devonFRATTONiser

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    pair of crotchless panties and....
     
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  3. the liebherr era

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    high heels, however ...
     
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  4. sharpshooter11

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    Sharpshooter saved the day just in time.
     
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    "Hey guys, I just signed Aaron Martin's reincarnation" he cried.
     
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  6. saint-jenny

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    Meanwhile, back at St Mary's...
     
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  7. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    ...that rumour was going around that Pompey were about to...
     
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  8. BishySaint

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    buy a second hand circus tent from ebay to......
     
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  9. devonFRATTONiser

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    use as a stadium for the phoenix club, but when the Football League found out, they.......
     
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    banned it on 'elf and safety grounds as you can't have a phoenix in a tent, but then
     
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  11. devonFRATTONiser

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    .....as if by magic the shopkeeper appeared!
     
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    ....and it was definitely over the line.....
     
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  13. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    ...the shopkeeper turned out to be the same shopkeeper that Mr Ben uses, and he...
     

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    .....And he said "Hello my name is Rupert and i shoot ducks".....
     
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  15. Saints_Alive

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    With my good friends David and little Georgie.......
     
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    "and we need your help to..."
     
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  17. Beddy

    Beddy Plays the percentage

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    Find the previous owners of Pompey so that we can...........
     
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    Conduct an intelligence test which will determine why.....
     
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    they owe money to Charities....
     
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    meanwhile, back at the ranch....
     
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