Story Time!

[Channonfodder]

"Cheeky Mare?", said the man who stepped from the shadows, stage left. Immaculately dressed in an Italian suite.
"I can always find a use for an unwanted horse", he began. He clicked his fingers and.....

 

[St. Luigi Scrosoppi]

the Mare ate the carrot and the genie disappeared as no one was going to get any wishes granted now.

 

[SaintJabie]

And yet, just as the genie vanished, a small scrap of paper floated down from the Empyrean. On it was a written...

 

[Saintmagic]

Fanks jeenie, bean trifik meating u, luv arry

 

[Beddy]

I see Pompey have a buyer......oh no they don't cried a voice, oh yes they do cried another.........

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

...I hit the ugly man they called 'Storrie' in the face before running from the lair until I came across a river...

 

[Saintalona]

Its not a river its the English channel! & started to swim....

 

[West Kent Saint]

After about 200 hundred metres, my arms where burning, just lactic acid, I had nothing left, I started to panic...............

 

[RedandWhiteManofKent]

help, help, this is no joke, i'll tell you a joke......

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

I could see Storrie and Lowe were chasing me down, and fast, in their pedalo!....

 

[Plastique Bertrand]

I now wished there was something like a modern, rather anonymous underwater hotel to ly-lo in

 

[Beddy]

But just as I was about to give up hope as they were just getting close in their pedalo.......

 

[SFC4BAG]

I realised that occasionally dreams can be true, as I looked out on....

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

HMRC in a speedboat

 

[Beddy]

Talk about the devil and the deep blue sea.........

 

[fran-MLs little camera]

I thought, but they shot past on way to Pompey and the wave created caused

 

[West Kent Saint]

a massive wake, the pedalo was flipped, and the former skate hiearchy where in deep water..............

 

[Le Tissier's Laces]

however Lowe and Storrie suddenly surfaced, floating on Redknapps incredible jowls........

 

[RickieLambertsGoldenBoot]

...Redkrapps giant yacht "The Tax Evader" it was called, loaded a cannon full of coins and notes and then it exploded...

 

[Plastique Bertrand]

...instantly provoking budgets to be slashed, causing the writers to focus on more dialogue based courtroom drama and championship survival