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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jul 19, 2019.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Those who do do the recommendations just voted Scotland the most beautiful country in the world to visit.

    Obviously they have been here. Unlike you pair of planks.

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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Are they not?

    I know a place where there are no such things as bridge tolls!

    Where?

    Scotland, that's where.

    Our bridges are of the world renowned iconic sort though. Be a shame to charge peeps money to come and admire them.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw Joe. He's been too busy selling his arse around the tourist hellholes of the Med.

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  4. Milk and Kebabs

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    They were on heroin at the time, mind.
     
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  5. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    As bad as that? Sauchiehall Street on a Saturday night would have been right up his alley.. ;)

    Never knew Ern lifted shirts, learn something new every second..
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Our easy access to hard drugs is a big selling point for VisitScotland tbf.
     
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  7. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Perhaps the Hull tourist board might like to use the slogan;

    Hull - it's Better Than Scotland
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    17 years of "bumming" about the Med mate. He's probably got bad aids and skin cancer now.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    True dat, get to Gretna and it's buy drugs, get married and **** off..<ok>
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    maybe even sand up his drainpipe.. :)
     
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I've been to Scotland. I knew you ****s were onto something, as the pubs were open all day, which wasn't the case in England back then.

    No one understood a single ****ing word I said, which got a bit tiresome after a while. As did the horizontal rain. And the mosquitos round Loch Lomond. Other than that, it was alright.
     
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    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    He likes to fantasize my life on the continent was like his life is in Scotland.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Memories for you Archie, I know you love ya music.. :)

     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Would have to be a fantasy, the sun don't shine in Scotland like the med, so all of his shirt lifting would have been indoors, so no sand in Aldo's diahorrea..:)
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Mosquitoes!

    They are called midges pal. Far worse that Mosquitoes. We train them to attack English cùnts so they wont come here and find out the extent of the subsidisation they are giving us.

    #Barmettyabass
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Och ignore him mate. He admitted he was bum and now he's trying to make out he was the Wolf of Wall street, Marbella division.

    Guys a fantasist

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    Anywhere is more beautiful than england.
     
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    They only bite normady ****s ...
    Im saxon.
     
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    Proof of the quality of drugs available in Scotland in the 70's...

     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Are you the lad who works out of his garage, doing politics stuff?
     
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