Stoopid Brits...

Yeah, the Scots spend all their money on heroin so never have enough money left to get to any of the tourist spots.

A bit harsh isn't it? From my time living in Scotland, the locals fleeced the tourists and spent their money on fine dining and drinks. William Wallace was 8 foot tall ya know.. :)
 
Yeah, the Scots spend all their money on heroin so never have enough money left to get to any of the tourist spots.
Wrong!

We spend all your money on heroin and free prescriptions and free university education and free bridges and free social care for the elderly and all sorts of other good shìt that yoos English subsidise us for.

Ya buncha dicks.

<laugh>
 
Wrong!

We spend all your money on heroin and free prescriptions and free university education and free bridges and free social care for the elderly and all sorts of other good shìt that yoos English subsidise us for.

Ya buncha dicks.

<laugh>
And some of you still want to leave the Union <whistle>