Rule 1 ‘it is illegal to be a club named Leeds United. Action may be taken at any time in this respect, but will usually be confined to seasons when a points deduction will either a) prevent promotion or b) ensure relegation.’
I’m hoping for a stadium ban. We can place the bucket in the technical area (if they don’t ban the bucket). Or we can echo Mourinho and the infamous laundry basket case... by smuggling mb into the stadium in a giant bucket. All Leeds fans can turn up to the game dressed as MB and challenge the EFL to locate him among the 35000, taking it in turns to say ‘i’m Bielsa... no i’m Bielsa’. Meanwhile any midlands based Leeds fans can camp outside derby’s training ground with binoculars and pliers, not employed by the club, not committing any offence, but winding up frank.
And every fan with a placard detailing one of ****'s various immoral indiscretions, featuring the word 'cheat' at every opportunity! So when are we setting off, then?
spy - a person employed by a government or other organization to secretly obtain information on an enemy or competitor. Nothing secret about it, guy was obviously in open view. Should call it observation gate.
