This Ole Scouse
with apologies to Stuart Hamblin, who wrote This Ole House, and to Rosemary Clooney, Shakinâ Stevens et al who sang it
This Ole Scouse team once were champions
This Ole Scouse team used to win
This Ole Scouse team played good football
And they played it with a grin.
This Ole Scouse team once had Keegan

This Ole Scouse team once had Kuyt -
Now they tremble in a panic
When Paulinho runs about.
CHORUS â
But, we ain't gonna lose to the Scouse no longer
Ain't gonna lose to the Scouse no more
We got time to fix Coutinho -
Sandro just wonât let him score!

We got time to stop the Sturridge
And to win at White Hart Lane
Ain't gonna lose to the Scouse no longer -
AND weâre gettin' ready to beat the Saints
[as well!!!].
This Ole Scouse teamâs gettin' shaky,
This Ole Scouse teamâs gettin' old,
This Ole Scouse team canât stop Townsend
When he scores the second goal!
On his knees Suarez is pleading
And pretends to be in pain -
But thereâs a Holtby through-ball
And Defoe will score again.
Prediction: Spurs 3 Liverpool 0
Scorers: Defoe 2 & Townsend (if they both get on the pitch!)


Cheers, Spurf!
This song will serve also as a warning to Southampton (weâre getting ready to beat the Saints) so no separate song for them, but a prediction in due courseâ¦â¦
well, a guyâs got to find time to write his Christmas cards!