SPURS Plastic Pitch!

...and justified!

 

i take it this is a joke?

 

its a weird joke is it is...

 

?

 

This is as much a joke as our transfer news, in fact there is very little difference between the two.

 

And people's heads!

Scaffold screening and netting is used to stop that sort of thing.

My name is Inda and I work in the construction industry.

 

Hiiii Spurf!

so what's the deal with this plastic pitch malarkey? is it a joke or not? I, for one, am very confused! (we know it doesn't take a lot)

 

Malarkey! The deal varies according to the quality and size Roo and of course according to the credibility of the participator.

 

Spurf, Are you now practicing to be a journalist and have you applied to the Daily Fail ?.

 

It's one up from 3G basically. I'm not entirely sure what the difference is but I'm pretty sure that 4G is the highest spec currently licensed by the authorities for use. It goes all the way up to 6G though, according to Professor Google anyhow.

 

I'm sure that there's at least one SPL side that uses an artificial surface.
Young Boys don't any more, though. They've gone back to grass. As has the OP, I think...

 

I take it, you got the job then..

 

i have a 7G lawn out back

 

Why, do they use them?

 

I've heard a rumour that they do., on an occasion.

 

I have a Zero G lawn in my garden. Badgers keep floating away...

 

I get the feeling I've been taken in a bit here.......ah well

 

So do we get a plastic pitch?

 

The only plastic pitch that springs to mind atm is the BBC's claim to be unbiased.

 

Amen to that