if only it were Chelsea/City doing this, the plastic jokes would be endless
...and justified!
if only it were Chelsea/City doing this, the plastic jokes would be endless
...fall out from the building works is liable to damage a natural pitch.
Hiiii Spurf!
so what's the deal with this plastic pitch malarkey? is it a joke or not? I, for one, am very confused! (we know it doesn't take a lot)

Plastic pitch? - yeah I heard about this. We've kindly offered to take all those empty seats at the emirates and recycle them.
Huddle, what's this 4g you talk of? I play footy at a sports academy that has 3G (I think) and they are incredible. I don't know how they could get any better...

Malarkey! The deal varies according to the quality and size Roo and of course according to the credibility of the participator.![]()
Spurf, Are you now practicing to be a journalist and have you applied to the Daily Fail ?.![]()
Why, do they use them?

I have a Zero G lawn in my garden. Badgers keep floating away...


The only plastic pitch that springs to mind atm is the BBC's claim to be unbiased.