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How about "Highburyal", "Monkey", "Allison wonderland", "Chaos"
or some other ex-poster's name.

That could be quite amusing as some people wouldn't know it was Spurlock or a fake name.
 
I was gonna suggest a knighthood for our boy, making his full title Sir Gaylord Yidlock.

Perhaps I’m m too late, and you already have a winner - Slurpcock is quite catchy - but my suggestion has a touch of flair, appropriate I think, for the particularly delusional nature m common to Spurs fans.
 
Ilovearselock - but what arse?

Slurpcock - direct, strong, brutally
homosexual.

Dildo my anus - WOW

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