How about "Highburyal", "Monkey", "Allison wonderland", "Chaos" or some other ex-poster's name. That could be quite amusing as some people wouldn't know it was Spurlock or a fake name.
I was gonna suggest a knighthood for our boy, making his full title Sir Gaylord Yidlock. Perhaps I’m m too late, and you already have a winner - Slurpcock is quite catchy - but my suggestion has a touch of flair, appropriate I think, for the particularly delusional nature m common to Spurs fans.
Ilovearselock - but what arse? Slurpcock - direct, strong, brutally homosexual. Dildo my anus - WOW My favourites