Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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Spurlock said:
I enjoy it, but Im not superman, my human needs and physical needs are always with me. I just fight them, the human side of me. Highburyal is one of them blokes who is always trying to tell me that his cock is bigger than mine. As has been mentioned before on several occasions, not true!

When I created this thread apart from the obvious banter amongst 'the lads' I also thought I'll give a first hand account of my struggles in order to be able to relate to those that don't fast. Instead of coming online everyday and saying I'm super human, I'm not.

In today's climate Muslims and non Muslims are becoming more and more isolated. As a Muslim I can see at times why non Muslims generalise and think Muslims think that they are better than them. I don't think that I am and try to use this thread as a means to show that I'm normal and we are the same....I follow and respect laws but **** I'm as human as you and everything gets its dues from me....I'm like a Rasta Muslim...he's like a Flanders Muslim.
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On a more serious note though, we are all human beings we all have our short comings, whether be it during Ramadan or afterwards life is always a struggle in terms of religion and general day to day living.

The thing that matters the most for me as a person and Muslim is how you behave and respond to others, Ramadan becomes a lot about self-cleansing, charity and improving yourself as person towards family, friends, neighbours and colleagues. I see that when it comes to charity lot of money is raised during Ramadan for various charities but some people forget that the irritation during Ramadan isn't good and a smile towards a fellow person is a charity in itself. I myself abide by lot of islamic rules I guess that makes me a Flanders in a sense and Spurlock a Homer :emoticon-0100-smile but its not for anyone to judge anyone as thats only for Allah(swt) to do.

The worst thing for me is getting up in the morning for work, don't get to sleep till around 4am, and then wake up at around 10ish and stroll to the next room and turn on laptop and am at work :emoticon-0102-bigsm I smoke and to be honest I thought that would be a killer and so far its been ok and even thinking of quitting altogether now hopefully.

I dont know about SPUD but I AM BETTER:emoticon-0102-bigsm<party>:1980_boogie_down:
 
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Skylarker said:
How's it going mate? @Spurlock

How long left? Hope you're sticking in there.







You packed your bags yet? :bandit:
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Orite Sky? Last 10 days now....I'm smashed...the reserves are running low..thirsty as.....but I reckon I would kill that Bear Gryll's island challenge.

Bags are packed mate just waiting for Custard and his Brown shirts to turn up some day soon.

Cheers for asking bro <hug>

Thank god for the Euros...the matches kick off at perfect times to pass my time.
 
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Spurlock said:
Orite Sky? Last 10 days now....I'm smashed...the reserves are running low..thirsty as.....but I reckon I would kill that Bear Gryll's island challenge.

Bags are packed mate just waiting for Custard and his Brown shirts to turn up some day soon.

Cheers for asking bro <hug>

Thank god for the Euros...the matches kick off at perfect times to pass my time.
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Good on you mate. Stick in there, not long.

Italy looking good so far. Pitch looks slippery as **** though!

Can't stick around and chat, I'm just about to tuck into a steak baguette and crack a bottle of Peroni open <ok>
 
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Skylarker said:
Good on you mate. Stick in there, not long.

Italy looking good so far. Pitch looks slippery as **** though!

Can't stick around and chat, I'm just about to tuck into a steak baguette and crack a bottle of Peroni open <ok>
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Cheeky Kaaant...1 nil Italy!
 
I probably would've took the penalty and the red card for De Gea <laugh>


Italy look very good here.
 
Spurlock said:
Orite Sky? Last 10 days now....I'm smashed...the reserves are running low..thirsty as.....but I reckon I would kill that Bear Gryll's island challenge.

Bags are packed mate just waiting for Custard and his Brown shirts to turn up some day soon.

Cheers for asking bro <hug>

Thank god for the Euros...the matches kick off at perfect times to pass my time.
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8 days mate....fast is getting to you and younlosing count or the **** your smoking is making you dilusional lolz

Its almost over mate hang in there, you got a lot of fat to burn so you will be fine fat spud....
 
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Spurlock said:
Orite Sky? Last 10 days now....I'm smashed...the reserves are running low..thirsty as.....but I reckon I would kill that Bear Gryll's island challenge.

Bags are packed mate just waiting for Custard and his Brown shirts to turn up some day soon.

Cheers for asking bro <hug>

Thank god for the Euros...the matches kick off at perfect times to pass my time.
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Custard has founded a new movement (possibly literally), the "Brown Pants" ... not sure they thought it through properly :emoticon-0136-giggl

Hang in there on the fasting front ... I've given up desserts temporarily in support <yikes>... you owe me a Key Lime Pie in due course <ok>
 
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Cheers for that support Fosse xx

Key lime pie...**** yeah....I'm sure Flanders will be along any minute soon to tell me that I am weak and doomed for wanting a slice of that!
 
Spurlock said:
Bags are packed mate just waiting for Custard and his Brown shirts to turn up some day soon.
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<laugh>

Don't worry mate, they're going for the Poles first <ok>

Good luck with the last week fella, I think you're bonkers like <laugh>
 
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Spurlock said:
Cheers for that support Fosse xx

Key lime pie...**** yeah....I'm sure Flanders will be along any minute soon to tell me that I am weak and doomed for wanting a slice of that!
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Your just like your team fall at the last hurdle, your weak and lame just like Harry Lame and doomed like your team <laugh>

Your :emoticon-0158-time: watching now aren't you fat spud!

Party time next week spud...I will send you a spud in a <gift><party>:1980_boogie_down:

Stop smoking that stuff that makes you delusional, its bad enough being a delusional Spud supporter, that stuffs just going to make it worse....<laugh>
 
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highburyal said:
Why the Poles man? who's going to be doing all the Jobs that Custard and his mates don't want to do?
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When the immigrants have been kicked out, the minimum wage is going up to £20 an hour so the Brits will consider doing the grunt jobs.
 
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