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Milk of Magnesia and a bottle of Cod Liver Oil Frank, neck them both and watch the colours fly out your arse.
 
No **** pick up on my johnnies comment? Or was it just not funny?

****s

I tried to ignore it hoping it would go away.

Then I thought you might be planning on snaking some lonely highland tottie on this trek. We'll be visiting pubs on the way so you never know. Some big caber tossing honey with broad shoulders and massive jugs might be moist for a pounding.
 
Don't forget your Banjos boys.....

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I tried to ignore it hoping it would go away.

Then I thought you might be planning on snaking some lonely highland tottie on this trek. We'll be visiting pubs on the way so you never know. Some big caber tossing honey with broad shoulders and massive jugs might be moist for a pounding.

Toss me about like an empty trackie <ok>