Frank When your at the shops you want to get one of these, to stop the ****s when they arrive...and they will
Bogroll is on my list in CAPITAL LETTERS!! I've got an immodium stash from when I got food poisoning in Thailand so might bring that along too I'm going to pick up something to cover everything in the rain.
Milk of Magnesia and a bottle of Cod Liver Oil Frank, neck them both and watch the colours fly out your arse.
I tried to ignore it hoping it would go away. Then I thought you might be planning on snaking some lonely highland tottie on this trek. We'll be visiting pubs on the way so you never know. Some big caber tossing honey with broad shoulders and massive jugs might be moist for a pounding.
You will need them, for when a big Scott's Porridge Oates type geta a huad of ye, and drags you down a deserted track. Get him to double bag
Don't forget your Banjos boys..... [video=youtube;Uzae_SqbmDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE[/video]