Is it the curtain material?

Now you've pointed it out it's so obvious.
Can't believe I missed that.![]()
All I'm saying is, it looks like a c**k, but smaller.
(Smug Smiley)
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They say a man's mouth is very like a woman's mouth
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And who says this
And who says this
Michael Barrymore, David Bowie, Kenny Everett, Lady Gaga, Grace Jones, Burt Lancaster, and so on and so on.
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