Big shout out to Gambol
#sandandlonely
..or #sadandlonely, I don't like sand.
Gets stuck in your vagina does it?

Disny half chafe under the foreskin. Shaggin on a beach is overrated. Shaggin in the sea is alright though. But overrated.

Swimming pools are much better + you can use the steps as leverage![]()

That's ****in disgusting. Weans swim in that pool ya filthy degenerate ****![]()

Have I been Monaco'd?

No kiddies swim in my pool
Am not like ER...


Shaggin in yer bathtub is surprisingly entertaining. Ye start off with the bath full of water and finish off with it empty and water dripping aff yer ceiling![]()
That's what happens when Pud gets into the bath![]()