Naw he didny. He's been away on a book signing tour. I saw him in John Smiths in Glasgow.
He gets around I saw him at marks and spencers producing an m&s cheese from his left nipple.
Naw he didny. He's been away on a book signing tour. I saw him in John Smiths in Glasgow.
He's not my uncle. He's my wife's husband.
And he is definitely not dead. I saw him in Tunbridge Wells on Tuesday. Handing out bundles of cuttlefish, he was.
He gets around I saw him at marks and spencers producing an m&s cheese from his left nipple.
What the **** is it about Charlton fans and their secret double lives? your wife's husband and Jono have to be up there with the most complex individuals i have ever encountered .
Next time you speak to your Mrs tell Mr Ponders i sent my regards.
That, sir, is a blatant lie.

What is a ****?
No. I may be wrong and it might have been his right nipple but the fact remains no blatantly obvious untruths were told here and I request you withdraw your scurrilous unfounded charge on my integrity.![]()
I don't know i switched on swearing but both post and reply are **** out.
*** you.

****ing beeeeeelin here![]()
Did you forget a *
You appear to be a digit short for that reply buddy joe![]()
Gamby = missing finger
Mick= Club foot
Hash = Iron lung
Spaz gang^
Morning all - a special mention to Beale, Toby, Pud and Mick O Toon.
Morning Dan,are you looking forward to a weekend of footie,rugby and racing?
I sure am Mick. Think tonight will be a decent game though very hard to call. Suspect Scotland may win this one and you'll win the return. Rugby and a decent card at cheltenham tomorrow should be great.