I thought you taught German not Geography
Ask him for directions to Dusseldorf, you'll be well impressed.
I thought you taught German not Geography
I am now going to give you a short lesson on Geography. Directly across the bridge would be Barton Upon Humber, in which there is no football team. So, the second City/Town across the bridge would be S****horpe, in which there is a football team. So, perhaps you should have said S****horpe as opposed to saying Grimsby, which, may I just remind you, epically failed.
I thought you taught German not Geography
I thought you taught German not Geography
Ask him for directions to Dusseldorf, you'll be well impressed.
I aren't that good at Geography. That is my Dad's job.

I aren't that good at Geography. That is my Dad's job.
I aren't? Is that how you talk to your students?![]()
Sometimes. I am quite laid back during lessons. After all, it's only P.E.
PE actually. I am qualified to teach German but never have.

PE actually. I am qualified to teach German but never have.
Charlie, is this another confession![]()
It's the same confession made the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time!
Yeah, it's only P.E. Any idiot could teach that.
Sometimes. I am quite laid back during lessons. After all, it's only P.E.
Sometimes. I am quite laid back during lessons. After all, it's only P.E.
That's no attitude to have towards your education
I've already had that. I am now passing it onto children and getting paid for it
I've already had that. I am now passing it onto children and getting paid for it.
Charlie - do you happen to suffer from Repetitive Confession Syndrome?
but charlie how could i set up the snooker balls using scunthorpe as my model?
.. once said a now infamous DJ with daft hair ...
Please be nice to Sir Jimmy. He was a lovely man. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded