Sorry - He has to go for this

PE actually. I am qualified to teach German but never have.

 

I aren't that good at Geography. That is my Dad's job.

 

I aren't? Is that how you talk to your students?

 

Sometimes. I am quite laid back during lessons. After all, it's only P.E.

 

Yeah, it's only P.E. Any idiot could teach that.

 

Charlie, is this another confession

 

It's the same confession made the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time and the last time!

 

Charlie - do you happen to suffer from Repetitive Confession Syndrome?

 

Thinking of anyone in particular?

 

That's no attitude to have towards your education

 

I've already had that. I am now passing it onto children and getting paid for it.

 

.. once said a now infamous DJ with daft hair ...

 

You leave yourself open at times Charlie...

...and I don't think you can pass on stupidity.

 

More like Repetitive Strain Injury, his wrist from too much ****ing.

 

but charlie how could i set up the snooker balls using scunthorpe as my model?

 

Please be nice to Sir Jimmy. He was a lovely man. When I was 8 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded

 

... Yuk ... just hope you weren't tempted to sample the cream...