Soppiest bollocks May nominations

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Millwallsteve

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Here we go again lads with another month and as ever in the event of more than 15 nominations this month I'll narrow it down to what I consider are the best 15. <ok>

:grin:
 
Nominations so far,

(1) Mick as the reigning champ.

(2) 2020VisionofLeeds for suggesting that if we're relegated it'll be purely for having a bad record in Yorkshire!

**** sake what a pointless thread - pardon the pun!

Teams are judged over 46 games not just against Yorkshire's finest & worst so this thread is toast!

(3) Neil Warnock for wasting the weed's season and buying **** players.

I nominate Neil Warnock for wasting our season at Leeds and buying in a sack of **** players

(4) Circa the know-all ****!

I'd like to nominate our poster Circa.

He goes to no games, yet has an opinion on everything and considering we've just been promoted, I think you'll find this summary of his posts this season quite incredible...

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/209923-Supporter-of-the-Season

(5) Watford's third choice keeper Jack Bonham for conceding two soft goals which cost the hornets automatic promotion.

Steve, I would like to nominate Watfords keeper for letting in two very soft goals, though not saying we didn't deserve the game

(6) The bunch of 16/17 year old Hull fans that decided to invade the pitch after they were awarded a penalty against the sheep shaggers.

I nominate the bunch of 16/17 year old lads that decided to pitch invade when we got a Penalty on Saturday.

****ing morons.

(7) Barnsley & Uddersfield players for their unsportsmanlike behaviour at the end of their match.

I would like to nominate Barnsley & Uddersfield players for their unsportsmanlike behaviour at the end of their match. No attempt to disguise what they were doing.

Can't give you a link as I can't watch it ...... it would make me spit feathers

(8) Rob Hulse for throwing his toys out of his pram.

Wasn't Rob Hulse due a nomination for some reason?

Or can I nominate the Wolves team for having such small bollocks and not being up for a fight for their Championship status

(9) Kenny Jackett for resigning after saying on May 2nd "won't walk away" even if relegated at Derby

Got to nominate Kenny Jackett for being a rat, but they are renowned for leaving sinking ships

(10) Can I nominate Olof for not knowing "what the **** am I on about"..........

Can I nominate Olof for not knowing "what the **** am I on about"..........

............not for the statement, ..................but that it has taken him all this time to realise the obvious !!!!!!!!!!

Can I nominate Kenny Jackett in (yes he can) for jacking it in at Millwall after the great job he's done this season....erm... hang on a minute cancel that nomination, what the **** am I on about

(11) Wigan chairman Dave Whelan for allowing his missus to talk him out of buying Man U for £11.5m in the 1980s because she said it was bad business!

Is there still time to nominate? If so, can I please nominate Dave Whelan for letting his wife do this to him.

"Wigan chairman Dave Whelan agreed to buy Manchester United for £11.5m in the 1980s - until his wife persuaded him it would be bad business." THE MIRROR.

(12) Hoddle Is A God the champion Spud predictor! <laugh>

 
I'd like to nominate our poster Circa.

He goes to no games, yet has an opinion on everything and considering we've just been promoted, I think you'll find this summary of his posts this season quite incredible...

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/209923-Supporter-of-the-Season

I like this post....




"There is evidence of ****itude there. I think one of those lines from last week was aimed at me for being positive, so yes, award well deserved.

Does he get a trophy like the flying Millwall cock?
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<laugh><laugh>
<the flying Millwall Cock>

I'm saying **** all about TC flying over to Germany every time the Wallies get whupped<whistle>
 
Steve, I would like to nominate Watfords keeper for letting in two very soft goals, though not saying we didn't deserve the game
 
I like this post....




"There is evidence of ****itude there. I think one of those lines from last week was aimed at me for being positive, so yes, award well deserved.

Does he get a trophy like the flying Millwall cock?
"


<laugh><laugh>
<the flying Millwall Cock>

I'm saying **** all about TC flying over to Germany every time the Wallies get whupped<whistle>

Lucky that you never mentioned it then geet <laugh>
 
I nominate the bunch of 16/17 year old lads that decided to pitch invade when we got a Penalty on Saturday.

****ing morons.
 
Wasn't Rob Hulse due a nomination for some reason?

Or can I nominate the Wolves team for having such small bollocks and not being up for a fight for their Championship status :(

Yeah loose, Hulse threw his toys out of the pram and deserves a trophy for that so what one is your choice? <ok>
 
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