If your child gets a cornflake stuck up their nose, don't use tweezers to try and get it out. Punch each side of their nose at the same time thus crushing said cornflake and the crumbs will fall out.
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

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Mind The Step

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Mind The Step
I was gonny do that one, but thought I'd wait to see if you did.
Next time you're constipated or the poo just isn't coming out, push down on the space in between your tailbone and your butthole. The poo will come right out.
I was gonny do that one, but thought I'd wait to see if you did.