Slow News Day Thread #1

[Showoff]

Leeds fans don't wash - discuss.

 

[It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane...]

Because they dont work.

 

[Showoff]

..thus cannot afford soap.

 

[Cunning]

..thus cannot afford soap.

Which as a result makes them smell like Neil Warnock's left testicle..

 

[Mr_Millwall]

I bet they wash their ferrets before putting them down their trousers

 

[Showoff]

Bet they don't. Bet the ferret gives THEM a wash.

 

[TC (Lovely Geezer)]

Dirty Northern Bastards

 

[Blendondigger]

I understand Colin's right testicle is smellier (YouGov poll)....

 

[Ringo Lion]

A Leeds fan goes to the Doctors and says "Doctor no one will come near me, what can i do?", the Doctor says "Here take this twice a day with Water, that should sort it out", the grateful Leeds fan says "Thanks Doc, what is it?"......"Shower Gel" the Doctor replies.

 

[TC (Lovely Geezer)]

A Leeds fan goes to the Doctors and says "Doctor no one will come near me, what can i do?", the Doctor says "Here take this twice a day with Water, that should sort it out", the grateful Leeds fan says "Thanks Doc, what is it?"......"Shower Gel" the Doctor replies.

The only time that lot use soap is for fishing http://www.catfish1.com/forums/showthread.php?21874-Bar-soap-for-catfish-bait

 

[Farsleyexile]

Speaking of fishing,this smells of TC casting out,no nibbles yet ya tosspot

 

[Showoff]

Leeds fan talking to his mate.

1 ) I've got a whippet.

2) I've got a pig.

1) A PIG! FFS WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL!

2) He's getting used to it.





I'll get my coat.

 

[Showoff]

The only time that lot use soap is for fishing http://www.catfish1.com/forums/showthread.php?21874-Bar-soap-for-catfish-bait

Just seen the link, what a bunch of ****** looking mongs. Some of the photos are top notch.

 

[Blendondigger]

Just seen the link, what a bunch of ****** looking mongs. Some of the photos are top notch.

Jaycat and Micus are regularly on the Leeds board ...in fact they're OLOF and LCW!

Yes - it's time they reveal all ....

Well not all all!

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Which as a result makes them smell like Neil Warnock's left testicle..

been sniffing warnock's testicle's cunning..Everyone to their own i suppose.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

just how many of you wallies are testical sniffers like cunning then.?.pink lions?.

 

[Showoff]

Smelly's arrived.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Bring back the old ground,at least F troop only wanted to kick your head in.

 

[lifecheshirewhite]

Showoff or Cunning.?.


[video=youtube;RfGCIXgNCf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfGCIXgNCf4[/video]

 

[Showoff]

I find that video offensive.