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Slow News Day Thread #1

Discussion in 'Millwall' started by Showoff, May 2, 2012.

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  1. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    Leeds fans don't wash - discuss.
     
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    Showoff, May 2, 2012
  2. It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane...

    It's Saturday on Cold Blow Lane... Member

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    Because they dont work.
     
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  3. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    ..thus cannot afford soap.
     
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  4. Cunning

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    Which as a result makes them smell like Neil Warnock's left testicle..
     
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  5. Mr_Millwall

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    I bet they wash their ferrets before putting them down their trousers
     
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  6. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    Bet they don't. Bet the ferret gives THEM a wash.
     
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  7. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Dirty Northern Bastards :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), May 2, 2012
  8. Blendondigger

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    I understand Colin's right testicle is smellier (YouGov poll)....
     
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  9. Ringo Lion

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    A Leeds fan goes to the Doctors and says "Doctor no one will come near me, what can i do?", the Doctor says "Here take this twice a day with Water, that should sort it out", the grateful Leeds fan says "Thanks Doc, what is it?"......"Shower Gel" the Doctor replies.:laugh:
     
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  10. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    The only time that lot use soap is for fishing http://www.catfish1.com/forums/showthread.php?21874-Bar-soap-for-catfish-bait
     
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    TC (Lovely Geezer), May 2, 2012
  11. Farsleyexile

    Farsleyexile Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of fishing,this smells of TC casting out,no nibbles yet ya tosspot<whistle>
     
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  12. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    Leeds fan talking to his mate.

    1 ) I've got a whippet.

    2) I've got a pig.

    1) A PIG! FFS WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL!

    2) He's getting used to it.





    I'll get my coat.
     
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  13. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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  14. Blendondigger

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    Jaycat and Micus are regularly on the Leeds board ...in fact they're OLOF and LCW!

    Yes - it's time they reveal all ....

    Well not all all! :shocked:
     
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  15. lifecheshirewhite

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    been sniffing warnock's testicle's cunning.<yikes>.Everyone to their own i suppose.<laugh>
     
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  16. lifecheshirewhite

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    just how many of you wallies are testical sniffers like cunning then.?.pink lions?.<yikes>
     
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  17. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    Smelly's arrived.
     
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  18. lifecheshirewhite

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    Bring back the old ground,at least F troop only wanted to kick your head in.
     
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    lifecheshirewhite, May 3, 2012
  19. lifecheshirewhite

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    Showoff or Cunning.?.


    [video=youtube;RfGCIXgNCf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfGCIXgNCf4[/video]
     
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  20. Showoff

    Showoff Active Member Forum Moderator

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    I find that video offensive.
     
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