Bob just post the ****ing house for sale on zoopla and let us all have a look at what youre getting yourself into.
You can post a pic of your lass for the same reason...
There's no pics of the garden so it'd be futile. I went back and had another look today, on second thoughts maybe about 15x8x4 will do. Maybe even only going down 3' and having a tiered patio as there's already 6' or so dug out level immediately behind the house.
Regarding pics, what you want? I've got fanny, tits, full nudes... vids too.