If they don't collect it I'm going to ****ing deliver it to a local call center reception. That way I'll know some ****er will have to work out wtf to do with it. Actually I like the sound of walking in there with a dish on 15ft poll and waiting patiently at the desk.
Could I just say, I love the Perodua.
This made me laugh out loud!
Or "LOL" as some of you young 'uns say...
I think people should start taking your death threats a little bit more seriously after this! You absolute nutcase 
Whats a perodua? is it one of my weeds?
You actually ripped it down because of commentary/punditry being biased? Why didn't you just cancel your Sports package?
I told the ****ers to get their arses out and remove the dish when I called to cancel. The arseholes held me to 30 days notice and refused to remove the dish. I lost me temper and rived it off. That felt so ****ing good. I'm now in a battle with them asking them to collect the broken dish.