SKY & LIBBY

[PINKIE]

He was a right scruffy ****, Richard. I found him in the clockroom once going through people's bags. He said he had lost his hat

Typical smackhead excuse. I once gave £20 to a smackhead who said he'd go and get me some hash from his mate. Foolishly I actually waited for him for 15 mins

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He was a right scruffy ****, Richard. I found him in the clockroom once going through people's bags. He said he had lost his hat

That's the same excuse I always use, at the Wizards’ Convention.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Typical smackhead excuse. I once gave £20 to a smackhead who said he'd go and get me some hash from his mate. Foolishly I actually waited for him for 15 mins

You'd take weed from a smackhead?

 

[PINKIE]

You'd take weed from a smackhead?

He was smoking some nice white widow and I had a toot on it, so he said he'd go and get me some. For the first 10 mins I was like 'what a nice bloke' then the penny dropped

 

[Tel (they/them)]

He was smoking some nice white widow and I had a toot on it, so he said he'd go and get me some. For the first 10 mins I was like 'what a nice bloke' then the penny dropped

You shared a spliff with a smackhead, you've defo got the aids mon frere.

 

[PINKIE]

You shared a spliff with a smackhead, you've defo got the aids mon frere.

A few years ago I'd put all sorts of **** up my nose or under my tongue, sharing a spliff with a smackhead was low risk tbh

 

[Hoddle is a god]

I’m reporting this thread to the Old Bill.

 

[PINKIE]

I’m reporting this thread to the Old Bill.

They've got you on ignore mate.

 

[gooner4ever]

They've got you on ignore mate.

^^^^* POTY from Piskie


Hiag will be fuming mad

 

[Archers Road]

Typical smackhead excuse. I once gave £20 to a smackhead who said he'd go and get me some hash from his mate. Foolishly I actually waited for him for 15 mins

Never buy drugs off a junkie. I imagine we've all had to learn that lesson at some point.

I was left waiting in a phone box for 20 minutes for this **** to come back, when I was about 17.

 

[Commachio]

Don't do drugs kids, or else you'll end up looking like my avatar.

 

[JakartaToon]

I once worked in a chicken hatchery. There were essentially three jobs - packing eggs in incubating trays, cleaning the floors of the incubating rooms (if you were crap at the first, the second was a nightmare as so many eggs spilled). Third job was the most enjoyable - gassing the male or deformed chicks they didnt want. I was asked to find an alternative solution when someone forgot to restock the gas bottles. Ended up drowning them in a plastic barrel.

There was a fourth job which was actually sexing the newly hatched chicks but I hadnt learnt how to do that by the time I left to do a Masters Degree.

Unlike Piskie we were paid in cash although we also got a tray each of 4 dozen eggs once a week. Mine went straight in the bin.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I once worked in a chicken hatchery. There were essentially three jobs - packing eggs in incubating trays, cleaning the floors of the incubating rooms (if you were crap at the first, the second was a nightmare as so many eggs spilled). Third job was the most enjoyable - gassing the male or deformed chicks they didnt want. I was asked to find an alternative solution when someone forgot to restock the gas bottles. Ended up drowning them in a plastic barrel.

There was a fourth job which was actually sexing the newly hatched chicks but I hadnt learnt how to do that by the time I left to do a Masters Degree.

Unlike Piskie we were paid in cash although we also got a tray each of 4 dozen eggs once a week. Mine went straight in the bin.

I had a cousin who was a chicken sexier at Sun Valley in Herefordshire. Apparently it's all in the beak.

 

[luvgonzo]

I had a cousin who was a chicken sexier

A what?

 

[Archers Road]

A what?

A hen in fishnets

 

[The Ginger Marks]

A what?

Chicken Sexer! His sole job was to separate the males from the females and this can only be done by looking at the beak.

 

[luvgonzo]

Chicken Sexer!

No good spelling it correctly at this point you ****ing perv.

 

[Number 1 Jasper]

I once worked in a chicken hatchery. There were essentially three jobs - packing eggs in incubating trays, cleaning the floors of the incubating rooms (if you were crap at the first, the second was a nightmare as so many eggs spilled). Third job was the most enjoyable - gassing the male or deformed chicks they didnt want. I was asked to find an alternative solution when someone forgot to restock the gas bottles. Ended up drowning them in a plastic barrel.

There was a fourth job which was actually sexing the newly hatched chicks but I hadnt learnt how to do that by the time I left to do a Masters Degree.

Unlike Piskie we were paid in cash although we also got a tray each of 4 dozen eggs once a week. Mine went straight in the bin.

 

[Saf]

I once worked in a chicken hatchery. There were essentially three jobs - packing eggs in incubating trays, cleaning the floors of the incubating rooms (if you were crap at the first, the second was a nightmare as so many eggs spilled). Third job was the most enjoyable - gassing the male or deformed chicks they didnt want. I was asked to find an alternative solution when someone forgot to restock the gas bottles. Ended up drowning them in a plastic barrel.

There was a fourth job which was actually sexing the newly hatched chicks but I hadnt learnt how to do that by the time I left to do a Masters Degree.

Unlike Piskie we were paid in cash although we also got a tray each of 4 dozen eggs once a week. Mine went straight in the bin.

That's brutal

 

[Spurlock]

Skiddy can tell from the beak wether he would bang the Chicken or not