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FosseFilberto said:
... oh I see ... started contracting back in October ... specialist area of finance for large companies ... last in-house role I had was with a FTSE100 company up until last summer - currently working for an international construction organisation - really doesn't matter what the industry / market sector is mind ... you?
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That’s it! I know exactly who you remind me of!

Colin Hunt from The Fast Show.
 
Tel said:
What do you do mate?
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Online Hiag is a super rich hot shot lawyer living in a seaside mansion with his supermodel wife and drives fast cars and pilots a helicopter.

The real Hiag is a overweight balding self employed conveyancer who works from his spare room in .........., and who isn’t married to a supermodel, doesn’t drive fast cars or pilot helicopters, but does do magic tricks.
 
Tel said:
Who has the most exciting actual job on here, Anybody do or used to do anything cool?

I'd love to have been a window cleaner. Perving is one of my favourite things. ****ing also.
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I work in Corporate Finance for a renowned institution, overseeing deals.
For 30 years I used to be a Stock Jobber (sets prices and makes the market) on the Stock Exchange - during the very hedonistic 80s it was worse than Wolf of Wall St, all excess you can imagine!
 
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Tel said:
Who has the most exciting actual job on here, Anybody do or used to do anything cool?

I'd love to have been a window cleaner. Perving is one of my favourite things. ****ing also.
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Best job I've had is the one I do now, running my own business. Worst one I've had was working on a farm picking broad beans out of stinging nettles and getting paid in ****ing broad beans <laugh>
 
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PISKIE said:
Best job I've had is the one I do now, running my own business. Worst one I've had was working on a farm picking broad beans out of stinging nettles and getting paid in ****ing broad beans <laugh>
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I once snapped bits of frozen fish in a factory to fit in the trays. I had to work twice as hard as anybody else cos my line partner was a smackhead and he was basically asleep standing up all the time.
 
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Tel said:
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I once snapped bits of frozen fish in a factory to fit in the trays. I had to work twice as hard as anybody else cos my line partner was a smackhead and he was basically asleep standing up all the time.
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At least you didn't get paid in fish fingers.
 
Tel said:
No it was a cod and parsley sauce line. The smackhead once offered me out for a fight in the canteen and then asked me if I'd give him a lift home after work about 15 mins later. I didn't even drive.
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<laugh> You should have filled his shoes up with Parsley sauce
 
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