Online Hiag is a super rich hot shot lawyer living in a seaside mansion with his supermodel wife and drives fast cars and pilots a helicopter. The real Hiag is a overweight balding self employed conveyancer who works from his spare room in .........., and who isn’t married to a supermodel, doesn’t drive fast cars or pilot helicopters, but does do magic tricks.
Who has the most exciting actual job on here, Anybody do or used to do anything cool? I'd love to have been a window cleaner. Perving is one of my favourite things. ****ing also.
I work in Corporate Finance for a renowned institution, overseeing deals. For 30 years I used to be a Stock Jobber (sets prices and makes the market) on the Stock Exchange - during the very hedonistic 80s it was worse than Wolf of Wall St, all excess you can imagine!
Best job I've had is the one I do now, running my own business. Worst one I've had was working on a farm picking broad beans out of stinging nettles and getting paid in ****ing broad beans
If you're into magic, dressing up in Wizards hats and playing Dungeons and Dragons, then I guess it is exciting. Bit nerdy for most people though.
I once snapped bits of frozen fish in a factory to fit in the trays. I had to work twice as hard as anybody else cos my line partner was a smackhead and he was basically asleep standing up all the time.
No it was a cod and parsley sauce line. The smackhead once offered me out for a fight in the canteen and then asked me if I'd give him a lift home after work about 15 mins later. I didn't even drive.
He was a right scruffy ****, Richard. I found him in the clockroom once going through people's bags. He said he had lost his hat
