Sign Luque

[Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)]

to be honest i think we should avoid signing anyone from deportivo if past signings are anything to go by

as for Luque i think i'd rather have the coke fuelled Mutu till the end of the season

coloccini is a class player

£10m was worth every golden curl

 

[Agent Bruce]

Enrique and Coloccini gel well together too. Understand each other very well.

 

[Son of a pitch]

"Following Newcastle United's inability to bring in a striker before the close of the transfer window after the sale of Andy Carroll, rumours have begun circulating that Luque may be making a shock return to Tyneside. Which in reality will never happen. Mike Ashley has more chance shagging Cheryl Cole."

Lmao

 

[Son of a pitch]

p.s. I'd rather recall Xisco than bring back Luque!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Now if you'd left the Mike part out ...............................