Think there's a lot of cancer awareness happening at the moment.
2 daft bald heads floating around the middle of the park? No thanks
Yeah, because all bald men look the same....It would be a bit confusing - ie someone passing the ball to Longstaff thinking it's Shelvey expecting a 60 yard pass and getting a crap dribble instead. Or someone passing to Shelvey thinking it's Longstaff and expecting a short pass, and the ball being ballooned 60 yards and out of play.

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Yeah, because all bald men look the same....
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Nope, not baldYou sound like a bald guy who has issues...
I now have a picture in my head of Homer Simpson, cheersI think Howe insisted on it after a scientific study shows it will lower his wind resistance and allow him to move quicker. God knows what Shelvey would be like with hair.