Shornjo Shelvey?

2 daft bald heads floating around the middle of the park? No thanks

It would be a bit confusing - ie someone passing the ball to Longstaff thinking it's Shelvey expecting a 60 yard pass and getting a crap dribble instead. Or someone passing to Shelvey thinking it's Longstaff and expecting a short pass, and the ball being ballooned 60 yards and out of play.
 
It would be a bit confusing - ie someone passing the ball to Longstaff thinking it's Shelvey expecting a 60 yard pass and getting a crap dribble instead. Or someone passing to Shelvey thinking it's Longstaff and expecting a short pass, and the ball being ballooned 60 yards and out of play.
Yeah, because all bald men look the same....

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I think Howe insisted on it after a scientific study shows it will lower his wind resistance and allow him to move quicker. God knows what Shelvey would be like with hair.