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Shornjo Shelvey?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    is this legit?

     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 5, 2022
  2. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    Think there's a lot of cancer awareness happening at the moment.
     
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    Roland Deschain, Aug 5, 2022
  3. Charlie Dogscock

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    You don't have to look like the world's biggest **** to be aware of cancer though.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Aug 5, 2022
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    2 daft bald heads floating around the middle of the park? No thanks
     
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    Ben 10, Aug 5, 2022
  5. Charlie Dogscock

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    It would be a bit confusing - ie someone passing the ball to Longstaff thinking it's Shelvey expecting a 60 yard pass and getting a crap dribble instead. Or someone passing to Shelvey thinking it's Longstaff and expecting a short pass, and the ball being ballooned 60 yards and out of play.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Aug 5, 2022
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  6. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Yeah, because all bald men look the same....

    <whistle>
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 5, 2022
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  7. boxheed

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    Just put Bruno wigs on them
    You never know
     
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    boxheed, Aug 5, 2022
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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    ToonArmy1892, Aug 5, 2022
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    You sound like a bald guy who has issues...
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Aug 5, 2022
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    Nope, not bald
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    But definitely have issues…
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Aug 5, 2022

  11. JakartaToon

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    I think Howe insisted on it after a scientific study shows it will lower his wind resistance and allow him to move quicker. God knows what Shelvey would be like with hair.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 6, 2022
  12. boxheed

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    I now have a picture in my head of Homer Simpson, cheers
     
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