Personally I prefer cheesecake but none of that fancy topping strawberries or toffee flavour bollocks
Trifle, cheesecake, it's all bollocks to me. I like pudding, I like fruit. But put them together and it just seems ****ing weird to me.
Mrs T. made a lovely trifle on sunday but failed to add any sherry. I do love cheesecake and treakle sponge as well.
My mother used to make bread and butter pud in 2 halves, with dried fruit for me Dad and without for me. Anyhow it was wonderful.
Bob - have now seen it and now understand some of the posts that followed - bit worried that the alcohol from the Sherry might curdle the little swimming fellahs - plus mine are probably already over the limit by the time they are bypassing the tonsils anyway..
Any extra alcohol can't be a bad thing! Unless you were pointing at something else... firing blanks comes to mind? Either way, did it meet your expectations of how 'bad' you were anticipating from me?
Glad to know I delivered. You can tell all your friends about that book now... If you read the comments on the page there's one rather disturbing one, where he claims to have been feeding his poor un-knowing guests these meals for years.
On the blanks point - 3 daughters (2 different mothers) due for the snip (gulp) .. is your soon to be lactating missus expecting your first?
Ha yes she is. I was shocked, with the amount I drink and smoke and the vast amount of chemicals I consumed in my youth I was certain that my danglies were well out of order! And the snip!!??? My dear lord, how could you come to such atrocity? You'd may as well have a word with your clubs owners about popping off to Thailand and having the full completed job! Deary me!
The mother-in-law has threatened to do it herself with a couple of bricks should I get her daughter up the duff again ... hence scheduled surgery may well avoid substantial pain in the longer term ...