Sheffield Hugesday

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Okay, two back at ya.

Bloke in pub had an enormous lizard like thing on a lead. He had it trained, he'd just say 'tiny sit' or tiny lay down' and it'd obey straight away. I asked him why he called it Tiny, and he said "because it's my Newt".

A man goes to a costume party with nothing but a naked woman on his back. "What the hell are you supposed to be, then?" the host asks. "I'm a turtle," the man replies. "What a pile of ****e!" the host replies. "How can you be a turtle when all you've got is that naked woman on your back?" "Oh her?" says the man. "That's just Michelle!"

Ah fancy dress party and naked ladies.

The lady put on a pair of black gloves and a pair of black socks and went as the 5 of spades.


Was probably in the 1970's
 
As we thought Charlton not happy and are seeking legal advice.
Hold the front page. Massive club may well be coming to ours next season.