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Ingredients
For the fish
For the chips
Method
  1. Combine the flour, cornflour, baking powder and turmeric in a large bowl, season, then spoon 1 tbsp onto a plate and set aside. Gradually pour the beer and water into the bowl, stirring with a wooden spoon until you have a smooth, lump-free batter. Leave to rest for 30 mins while you prepare the chips.

  2. Heat oven to 200C/fan 180C/gas 6. Boil a large pan of water, then add the chipped potatoes and boil for 2-3 mins until the outsides are just tender but not soft. drain well, then tip onto a large baking tray with the flour, oil and some salt. Gently toss together until all the potatoes are evenly coated and the flour is no longer dusty. Roast for 30 mins, turning occasionally, until the chips are golden and crisp.

  3. To cook the fish, heat the 1 litre oil in a deep saucepan until a drop of batter sizzles and crisps up straight away. Pat the fish dry with kitchen paper, then toss it in the reserved turmeric flour mix. Shake off any excess, then dip into the batter. Carefully lower each fillet into the hot oil and fry for 6-8 mins – depending on the thickness of the fish – until golden and crisp. Using a large slotted spoon, lift out the fish, drain on kitchen paper, then sprinkle with salt. Serve with the hot chips and Homemade tomato sauce (see 'goes well with').

Do you think Olive Oil will suffice for the fish?

Just need clarity on important elements that's all.
 
NASI GORENG (INDONESIAN FRIED RICE)

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PREP TIME
10 mins
COOK TIME
10 mins
TOTAL TIME
20 mins

A traditional Indonesian fried rice recipe which is served with a fried egg. The magic ingredient in this is kecap manis, an Indonesian sweet soy sauce which is available in most supermarkets (or Asian stores). This recipe is a great base for loading up with other veggies. Also, feel free to swap out the chicken for other proteins. Shrimp/prawns, tofu, beef and pork are all great alternatives.

Cuisine: Indonesian
Serves: 4
INGREDIENTS
Chicken
  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 5oz/150g chicken breast, halved horizontally (to make 2 thin steaks)
  • ½ tbsp kecap manis (ketjap manis) / sweet soy sauce (Note 1)
Rice
  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 tsp red chilli, finely sliced or chopped OR sambal oelak paste (adjust amount to taste)
  • ½ onion, diced (brown, white, yellow)
  • 3½ cups cooked long grain rice, cooled (Note 2)
  • 3 tbsp kecap manis / sweet soy sauce (Note 1)
Garnishes (optional)
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 sliced scallion/shallot stem
  • Fried shallots, store bought (optional) (Note 3)
  • Cherry tomatoes, halved, slices of cucumber and lime wedges
  • Lime wedges

INSTRUCTIONS
  1. Chicken: Heat oil in a large skillet over high heat. Drizzle kecap manis over both sides of the chicken then cook until browned on both sides and cooked through. Remove from skillet, allow to cool slightly then dice.
  2. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a wok (or skillet) over high heat. Add garlic and chilli and cook until fragrant, then add onion. Cook onion until translucent.
  3. Add rice and kecap manis. Cook, breaking up the rice, until the rice is heated through and the kecap manis has been evenly dispersed and stains the rice brown. Add chicken and stir.
  4. Transfer rice to a serving platter. Sprinkle with scallions / shallots and fried shallots if using.
  5. Cook eggs, sunny side up, to your liking (I like them runny!)
  6. Serve the rice with a fried egg on top with cherry tomatoes, cucumbers and lime wedges on the side.
Great for breakfast this!

That looks lovely.
What type of chilli do you recommend.
I have scotch bonnets to hand?
 
NASI GORENG (INDONESIAN FRIED RICE)

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PREP TIME
10 mins
COOK TIME
10 mins
TOTAL TIME
20 mins

A traditional Indonesian fried rice recipe which is served with a fried egg. The magic ingredient in this is kecap manis, an Indonesian sweet soy sauce which is available in most supermarkets (or Asian stores). This recipe is a great base for loading up with other veggies. Also, feel free to swap out the chicken for other proteins. Shrimp/prawns, tofu, beef and pork are all great alternatives.

Cuisine: Indonesian
Serves: 4
INGREDIENTS
Chicken
  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 5oz/150g chicken breast, halved horizontally (to make 2 thin steaks)
  • ½ tbsp kecap manis (ketjap manis) / sweet soy sauce (Note 1)
Rice
  • 1 tbsp oil
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 tsp red chilli, finely sliced or chopped OR sambal oelak paste (adjust amount to taste)
  • ½ onion, diced (brown, white, yellow)
  • 3½ cups cooked long grain rice, cooled (Note 2)
  • 3 tbsp kecap manis / sweet soy sauce (Note 1)
Garnishes (optional)
  • 4 eggs
  • 1 sliced scallion/shallot stem
  • Fried shallots, store bought (optional) (Note 3)
  • Cherry tomatoes, halved, slices of cucumber and lime wedges
  • Lime wedges

INSTRUCTIONS
  1. Chicken: Heat oil in a large skillet over high heat. Drizzle kecap manis over both sides of the chicken then cook until browned on both sides and cooked through. Remove from skillet, allow to cool slightly then dice.
  2. Heat 1 tbsp oil in a wok (or skillet) over high heat. Add garlic and chilli and cook until fragrant, then add onion. Cook onion until translucent.
  3. Add rice and kecap manis. Cook, breaking up the rice, until the rice is heated through and the kecap manis has been evenly dispersed and stains the rice brown. Add chicken and stir.
  4. Transfer rice to a serving platter. Sprinkle with scallions / shallots and fried shallots if using.
  5. Cook eggs, sunny side up, to your liking (I like them runny!)
  6. Serve the rice with a fried egg on top with cherry tomatoes, cucumbers and lime wedges on the side.
Great for breakfast this!


My type of brekkers...going to have to give this a bash
 
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RASPBERRY FOOL RECIPE

Ingredients :
1 old mackem fool

Method :
Take the old mackem fool and send him to Australia.

Leave to mature for around 100 years, until he becomes a complete fool.

Allow old fool to blow raspberries, while he thinks he is making perfect sense.

Sit back and enjoy.
 
Does it mean bumbling, senile and annoying - if so I claim my prize.
You have posted a list of the teams who have won the top flight in order of their number of wins. Contrary to your assertion I would hazard a guess that the First Division/Premier League has never looked like that either before or after titles could be purchased (whatever that means).

I thought when I posted it was oxymoron ish of me to put Newcastle and discerning together, however

My point was that in over one hundred years of trying only five clubs have managed to beat SUNDERLAND'S record of six league titles, and if we discount the outstanding record of Aston Villa the other four clubs success includes quite a number in the period when titles were ( are ) for sale

I think congratulations are in order but please try to keep them brief
 
One of my favourite Turkish starters is baba ganoush.

2 large aubergines (about 650g)
Juice of 1 lemon, plus a little extra
2 tbsp tahini
2 garlic cloves, crushed
3 tbsp chopped mint or flat-leaf parsley
1 tbsp pomegranate seeds (optional)
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

Blacken the aubergines over a gas hob or barbecue, turning regularly with tongs, until completely charred and collapsed (you may wish to surround the rings with foil, as it can be messy). Allow to cool.

Slit the aubergines lengthways and scoop out the flesh in long strands, discarding the skins. Put in a sieve and leave to drain for 30 minutes, or squeeze out if you're in a hurry. Season.

In a serving bowl, stir the lemon juice into the tahini until it loosens up. Add the garlic and two-thirds of the chopped herbs, and season again to taste. Add a squeeze more lemon juice if necessary.

Mash the aubergines gently with a fork, and then stir into the tahini mixture. Top with the remaining herbs and the pomegranate seeds, if using. Pour a moat of oil around the edge and serve.

Baba ganoush, mutabal, patlican ezmesi – what other variations of smoky aubergine dip have you come across on your travels, and which other dishes benefit from a little bit of burning? (I'd particularly love a good recipe for the pepper and walnut dip muhummara, if anyone has one?)
 
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The best main to follow this is..

Testi Kebab

Ingredients
Marinade



  • 6lamb shanks
  • 2sprigs of rosemary, leaves removed
  • sea salt flakes
  • 8cloves garlic
  • 1 tbspred pul biber (Aleppo pepper)
  • 1 tspcracked black pepper
  • olive oil, for drizzling


Braise



  • 3cinnamon sticks, broken in half
  • 1 tbspground cumin
  • 1 tbspground coriander
  • 2 tbspblack pul biber (Aleppo pepper)
  • 2 tbspbiber salçasi (Turkish red capsicum paste)
  • 2 tbsptomato paste
  • 3small carrots, halved
  • 12cocktail onions, peeled
  • 200 g(1 cup) haricot beans, soaked overnight in cold water, drained
  • 200 g(1 cup) borlotti beans, soaked overnight in cold water, drained
  • 6vine-ripened tomatoes, quartered
  • 2 litreslamb stock or water


To serve



  • 8black cabbage leaves, picked from the stem
  • zest of 1 lemon
  • 60 g(½ cup) walnuts, roasted and crushed
  • kale cress
Cook's notes
Oven temperatures are for conventional; if using fan-forced (convection), reduce the temperature by 20˚C. | We use Australian tablespoons and cups: 1 teaspoon equals 5 ml; 1 tablespoon equals 20 ml; 1 cup equals 250 ml. | All herbs are fresh (unless specified) and cups are lightly packed. | All vegetables are medium size and peeled, unless specified. | All eggs are 55-60 g, unless specified.

Instructions
Marinating and soaking time overnight

You will need to begin this recipe a day ahead.

To make the marinade, place the lamb shanks in a large bowl. Pound the rosemary leaves and a pinch of salt in a mortar until coarsely chopped to release the oils, then add to the lamb. Add the garlic and a large pinch of salt to the mortar and pound until a paste forms, then add to the lamb with the pul biber, black pepper and a drizzle of oil. Toss to coat well, then cover and refrigerate for 4 hours or overnight if time permits.

To braise the lamb, preheat the oven to 160°C. Heat a drizzle of oil in a large heavy-based casserole with tight-fitting lid over medium-high heat. Cook the lamb shanks on all sides until golden, then add the spices and cook for 1 minute. Stir in the pastes, then add the carrots and onions, beans and tomatoes. Add the stock or water and bring to the boil. Cover with a tight fitting lid and bake for 3 hours or until the meat falls away from the bone.

To serve, remove the lamb from the oven, add the black cabbage, half the zest and most of the walnuts and stir gently to just combine – you don’t want to break up the meat or the veggies. Remove the meat from the bone in large pieces and divide among bowls with the vegetable, beans and sauce. Scatter with kale cress, the remaining walnuts and zest and serve immediately.
 
Does it mean bumbling, senile and annoying - if so I claim my prize.
You have posted a list of the teams who have won the top flight in order of their number of wins. Contrary to your assertion I would hazard a guess that the First Division/Premier League has never looked like that either before or after titles could be purchased (whatever that means).

I based it on the teams winning the most at the top and the teams winning less farther down the scale, what method do you use ?

It means that if you can afford to spend eighty million pounds in one season on players you are likely to finish above teams that do not have that kind of backing, it means that if Newcastle have some success they will lose their best players to an owner willing to give them more money, it means that football as a sport is finished, it means that English football has been taken over by oligarchs as a hobby , I thought you may have noticed

Do you still believe we still have a level playing field ?
 
And for desert... Baklava

INGREDIENTS
Syrup:
  • 3 cups sugar, or 2 cups sugar and 1 cup honey
  • 1 1/2 cups water
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons light corn syrup (optional)
  • 2 (3-inch) sticks cinnamon (optional)
  • 4 to 6 whole cloves, or 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom (optional)
Filling:
  • 1 pound blanched almonds, pistachios, walnuts, or any combination, finely chopped or coarsely ground (about 4 cups)
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 to 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves or cardamom (optional)
  • 1 pound (about 24 sheets) phyllo dough
  • About 1 cup (2 sticks) melted butter or vegetable oil
PREPARATION
  1. 1. To make the syrup: Stir the sugar, water, lemon juice, and if using, the corn syrup, cinnamon sticks, and/or cloves over low heat until the sugar dissolves, about 5 minutes. Stop stirring, increase the heat to medium, and cook until the mixture is slightly syrupy, about 5 minutes (it will register 225 degrees on a candy thermometer). Discard the cinnamon sticks and whole cloves. Let cool.
  2. 2. To make the filling: Combine all the filling ingredients.
  3. 3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 12-by-9-inch or 13-by-9-inch baking pan or 15-by-10-inch jelly roll pan.
  4. 4. Place a sheet of phyllo in the prepared pan and lightly brush with butter. Repeat with 7 more sheets. Spread with half of the filling. Top with 8 more sheets, brushing each with butter. Use any torn sheets in the middle layer. Spread with the remaining nut mixture and end with a top layer of 8 sheets, continuing to brush each with butter. Trim any overhanging edges.
  5. 5. Using a sharp knife, cut 6 equal lengthwise strips (about 1 3/4 inches wide) through the top layer of pastry. Make 1 1/2-inch-wide diagonal cuts across the strips to form diamond shapes.
  6. 6. Just before baking, lightly sprinkle the top of the pastry with cold water. This inhibits the pastry from curling. Bake for 20 minutes. Reduce the heat to 300 degrees and bake until golden brown, about 15 additional minutes.
  7. 7. Cut through the scored lines. Drizzle the cooled syrup slowly over the hot baklava and let cool for at least 4 hours. Cover and store at room temperature for up to 1 week. If the baklava dries out while being stored, drizzle with a little additional hot syrup.
VARIATIONS
 
To recap... the starter

One of my favourite Turkish starters is baba ganoush.

2 large aubergines (about 650g)
Juice of 1 lemon, plus a little extra
2 tbsp tahini
2 garlic cloves, crushed
3 tbsp chopped mint or flat-leaf parsley
1 tbsp pomegranate seeds (optional)
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil

Blacken the aubergines over a gas hob or barbecue, turning regularly with tongs, until completely charred and collapsed (you may wish to surround the rings with foil, as it can be messy). Allow to cool.

Slit the aubergines lengthways and scoop out the flesh in long strands, discarding the skins. Put in a sieve and leave to drain for 30 minutes, or squeeze out if you're in a hurry. Season.

In a serving bowl, stir the lemon juice into the tahini until it loosens up. Add the garlic and two-thirds of the chopped herbs, and season again to taste. Add a squeeze more lemon juice if necessary.

Mash the aubergines gently with a fork, and then stir into the tahini mixture. Top with the remaining herbs and the pomegranate seeds, if using. Pour a moat of oil around the edge and serve.

Baba ganoush, mutabal, patlican ezmesi – what other variations of smoky aubergine dip have you come across on your travels, and which other dishes benefit from a little bit of burning? (I'd particularly love a good recipe for the pepper and walnut dip muhummara, if anyone has one?)
 
The main

The best main to follow this is..

Testi Kebab

Ingredients
Marinade



  • 6lamb shanks
  • 2sprigs of rosemary, leaves removed
  • sea salt flakes
  • 8cloves garlic
  • 1 tbspred pul biber (Aleppo pepper)
  • 1 tspcracked black pepper
  • olive oil, for drizzling


Braise



  • 3cinnamon sticks, broken in half
  • 1 tbspground cumin
  • 1 tbspground coriander
  • 2 tbspblack pul biber (Aleppo pepper)
  • 2 tbspbiber salçasi (Turkish red capsicum paste)
  • 2 tbsptomato paste
  • 3small carrots, halved
  • 12cocktail onions, peeled
  • 200 g(1 cup) haricot beans, soaked overnight in cold water, drained
  • 200 g(1 cup) borlotti beans, soaked overnight in cold water, drained
  • 6vine-ripened tomatoes, quartered
  • 2 litreslamb stock or water


To serve



  • 8black cabbage leaves, picked from the stem
  • zest of 1 lemon
  • 60 g(½ cup) walnuts, roasted and crushed
  • kale cress
Cook's notes
Oven temperatures are for conventional; if using fan-forced (convection), reduce the temperature by 20˚C. | We use Australian tablespoons and cups: 1 teaspoon equals 5 ml; 1 tablespoon equals 20 ml; 1 cup equals 250 ml. | All herbs are fresh (unless specified) and cups are lightly packed. | All vegetables are medium size and peeled, unless specified. | All eggs are 55-60 g, unless specified.

Instructions
Marinating and soaking time overnight

You will need to begin this recipe a day ahead.

To make the marinade, place the lamb shanks in a large bowl. Pound the rosemary leaves and a pinch of salt in a mortar until coarsely chopped to release the oils, then add to the lamb. Add the garlic and a large pinch of salt to the mortar and pound until a paste forms, then add to the lamb with the pul biber, black pepper and a drizzle of oil. Toss to coat well, then cover and refrigerate for 4 hours or overnight if time permits.

To braise the lamb, preheat the oven to 160°C. Heat a drizzle of oil in a large heavy-based casserole with tight-fitting lid over medium-high heat. Cook the lamb shanks on all sides until golden, then add the spices and cook for 1 minute. Stir in the pastes, then add the carrots and onions, beans and tomatoes. Add the stock or water and bring to the boil. Cover with a tight fitting lid and bake for 3 hours or until the meat falls away from the bone.

To serve, remove the lamb from the oven, add the black cabbage, half the zest and most of the walnuts and stir gently to just combine – you don’t want to break up the meat or the veggies. Remove the meat from the bone in large pieces and divide among bowls with the vegetable, beans and sauce. Scatter with kale cress, the remaining walnuts and zest and serve immediately.
 
And for desert... Baklava

INGREDIENTS
Syrup:
  • 3 cups sugar, or 2 cups sugar and 1 cup honey
  • 1 1/2 cups water
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 2 tablespoons light corn syrup (optional)
  • 2 (3-inch) sticks cinnamon (optional)
  • 4 to 6 whole cloves, or 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom (optional)
Filling:
  • 1 pound blanched almonds, pistachios, walnuts, or any combination, finely chopped or coarsely ground (about 4 cups)
  • 1/4 cup sugar
  • 1 to 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves or cardamom (optional)
  • 1 pound (about 24 sheets) phyllo dough
  • About 1 cup (2 sticks) melted butter or vegetable oil
PREPARATION
  1. 1. To make the syrup: Stir the sugar, water, lemon juice, and if using, the corn syrup, cinnamon sticks, and/or cloves over low heat until the sugar dissolves, about 5 minutes. Stop stirring, increase the heat to medium, and cook until the mixture is slightly syrupy, about 5 minutes (it will register 225 degrees on a candy thermometer). Discard the cinnamon sticks and whole cloves. Let cool.
  2. 2. To make the filling: Combine all the filling ingredients.
  3. 3. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 12-by-9-inch or 13-by-9-inch baking pan or 15-by-10-inch jelly roll pan.
  4. 4. Place a sheet of phyllo in the prepared pan and lightly brush with butter. Repeat with 7 more sheets. Spread with half of the filling. Top with 8 more sheets, brushing each with butter. Use any torn sheets in the middle layer. Spread with the remaining nut mixture and end with a top layer of 8 sheets, continuing to brush each with butter. Trim any overhanging edges.
  5. 5. Using a sharp knife, cut 6 equal lengthwise strips (about 1 3/4 inches wide) through the top layer of pastry. Make 1 1/2-inch-wide diagonal cuts across the strips to form diamond shapes.
  6. 6. Just before baking, lightly sprinkle the top of the pastry with cold water. This inhibits the pastry from curling. Bake for 20 minutes. Reduce the heat to 300 degrees and bake until golden brown, about 15 additional minutes.
  7. 7. Cut through the scored lines. Drizzle the cooled syrup slowly over the hot baklava and let cool for at least 4 hours. Cover and store at room temperature for up to 1 week. If the baklava dries out while being stored, drizzle with a little additional hot syrup.
VARIATIONS