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Does anyone know how high spiders can fall without dying? Because there was this huge motherfucker of a spider on my wall and I mean huge it must of been about 3 or 4 inches from leg to leg. Anyway I was keeping an eye on it just in case it tried to jump me from behind of something (I named it Titus), and I saw it fall off the wall and behind a cupboard. Will it be dead or do I need to take action?
 
Mifune said:
Does anyone know how high spiders can fall without dying? Because there was this huge motherfucker of a spider on my wall and I mean huge it must of been about 3 or 4 inches from leg to leg. Anyway I was keeping an eye on it just in case it tried to jump me from behind of something (I named it Titus), and I saw it fall off the wall and behind a cupboard. Will it be dead or do I need to take action?
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Normally insects can fall from any height and survive (their terminal velocity is too low to kill them), not sure about spiders but i'd prepare for some mild anal rape...
 
Mifune said:
Does anyone know how high spiders can fall without dying? Because there was this huge motherfucker of a spider on my wall and I mean huge it must of been about 3 or 4 inches from leg to leg. Anyway I was keeping an eye on it just in case it tried to jump me from behind of something (I named it Titus), and I saw it fall off the wall and behind a cupboard. Will it be dead or do I need to take action?
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You cant kill it youve named it now
 
Mifune said:
Does anyone know how high spiders can fall without dying? Because there was this huge motherfucker of a spider on my wall and I mean huge it must of been about 3 or 4 inches from leg to leg. Anyway I was keeping an eye on it just in case it tried to jump me from behind of something (I named it Titus), and I saw it fall off the wall and behind a cupboard. Will it be dead or do I need to take action?
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<laugh>

And it probably is still alive. Why didn't you just kill it though ????
 
Arfa Tiote Colo Man Crush said:
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And it probably is still alive. Why didn't you just kill it though ????
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For some reason I do not like killing spiders, I usually just get a cup and paper and chuck it outside. The problem was that Titus was so big I was not sure I could get a cup over it cleanly so I just kept an eye on it and hoped it would **** off, I should of just manned up and squashed the bastard or at least got a bowl or something to trap it. The problem is now that I have moved the cupboard away and Titus is not there, I am hoping it has run off down a crack or whatever but I am suspicious of a surprise attack.
 
Mifune said:
For some reason I do not like killing spiders, I usually just get a cup and paper and chuck it outside. The problem was that Titus was so big I was not sure I could get a cup over it cleanly so I just kept an eye on it and hoped it would **** off, I should of just manned up and squashed the bastard or at least got a bowl or something to trap it. The problem is now that I have moved the cupboard away and Titus is not there, I am hoping it has run off down a crack or whatever but I am suspicious of a surprise attack.
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<laugh> Titus , you little rascal.
 
According to The Sun, we havent sold Kevin Nolan <doh>

NEWCASTLE

Players in: Yohan Cabaye (Lille, £4.8m), Demba Ba (West Ham, undisclosed), Mehdi Abeid (Lens, undisclosed), Sylvain Marveaux (Rennes, free)

Players out: Ben Tozer (Northampton, free), Daniel Leadbitter (Torquay, free), Patrick McLaughlin (York, free), Kazenga Lualua (Brighton, loan), Shefki Kuqi, Sol Campbell, Nathan Evans, Andy Mogwo (all released)
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-201112-summer-transfer-window.html?offset=11

More brilliant research by The Sun team there.
 
TJR_CaptainColo'sNUFC said:
Try and get a few more members then you can show Mick the group and he might move it back <ok>

Can't the mods move threads? Why doesn't AB, AG or Leazes move it back?

Edit: Just remembered that they can only do stuff on the Newcastle board <ok>
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How many more member before Mick will take notice, unfortunately with the exception of Hoadie Boi all the members are Newcastle fans.
 
cbrad27 said:
How many more member before Mick will take notice, unfortunately with the exception of Hoadie Boi all the members are Newcastle fans.
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Hoadie Boi will sign anything <laugh>.

How is everyone?
Still not had much chance to get back on here since starting work and after half 7 tonight I'll have officially worked 8 days in a row :/. Cream crackered would be an understatement!
I'm going out tonight as got mates coming over to get a tattoo in Leeds and then signing for a new house the mora so probably won't get on much this weekend either.

Is everyone looking forward to the match on Sunday?
With or without Tiote I'm going to get hammered (one of the rare away trips that I can since I'm normally designated driver), hopefully bump into a few of you lads (look out for a new home top with Towers 89 on the back) and sing my bloody heart out!
 
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