Bloody hell u been listening to Joey Barton too much. Though the standard isn't as good as usual.
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Bloody hell u been listening to Joey Barton too much. Though the standard isn't as good as usual.
People I listen to:
1) Tiote
2) Coloccini
3) Joey
As the first two don't have twitter, it leaves me with Joey
Yeah. But that wouldnt stop me giving her one
Helens joke was truly awful.
Yeah it was the same with Melody too, then she turned to be alright on Dara's program and Breakfast.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-found-on-foot.html
Now that's some freaky ****
Now that's some freaky ****
Get in that ****er Bam Bam or whatever it calls ****s self has been banned 
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Also hope ya granddad's getting better GRB.
.Also hope ya granddad's getting better GRB.
http://www.leazesterrace.com/the-right-way-forward-16-07-2011/?
abit of formation/tactics porn. Makes an interesting read.
abit of formation/tactics porn. Makes an interesting read.
Get in that ****er Bam Bam or whatever it calls ****s self has been banned
Also hope ya granddad's getting better GRB.
Complaining to the hospital about his care
Thats always a sign someone is getting better. On a sidenote does anyone think this thread has become neglected recently?
Had to drop this in somewhere after stumbling across it today ..
After the Murdoch pie incident yesterday this is the type of research that really appeals to me .. I hope you find it useful also ..
5 Professional Pie Throwing Tips
After the Murdoch pie incident yesterday this is the type of research that really appeals to me .. I hope you find it useful also ..
5 Professional Pie Throwing Tips
Redneck pick up lines
Did you fart?
'Cuz you blew me away.
Are yer parents ******ed?
'Cuz ya sure are special.
My love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card?
'Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in yer pants?
'Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
If you was a tree & I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench.
Ever time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Apologies if this is the wrong place but I didn't think I needed a thread just for this.
Did you fart?
'Cuz you blew me away.
Are yer parents ******ed?
'Cuz ya sure are special.
My love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card?
'Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
Is there a mirror in yer pants?
'Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
If you was a tree & I was a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.
Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
Yer eyes are as blue as winder cleaner.
If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep til afternoon.
Yer face reminds me of a wrench.
Ever time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Apologies if this is the wrong place but I didn't think I needed a thread just for this.
They must have upset somebody, somewhere along the line.....
Might be an internal issue tho