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I'm flattered by the offers but its not really my bag. However I know a man who is, I'll just call him...

OBI where art thou?

Mind you'll have to have really long arms to perform any kind of reacharound on the fat bastard

Maybe Obi popped a wig on and made a birthday card?
 
Good afternoon... I was just using the search function and found some old posts I had joined in on when there used to be a Like thread on here and before that a function to vote up or down a persons experience... Anyway one of the names was LTF just wondering what happened to her?
 
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Good afternoon... I was just using the search function and found some old posts I had joined in on when there used to be a Like thread on here and before that a function to vote up or down a persons experience... Anyway one of the names was LTF just wondering what happened to her?
Hey Ristac. I remember you frequenting the rep beothel you filthy whore. :) <ok>

Not heard from LTF in absolutely ages to be honest. Hope she's ok.
 
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That was it... I hope so too, so how are you and Albert and the others who used to spend far too long in there ;) <ok>
We couldn't be happier mate what with our club riding high, challenging in all competitions and attracting the finest players on the planet. <ok>

How are you?
 
Did anyone see the story this week on CHINOS.

Apparently, the Zip Lengths have been shortened following Albert being employed as the Tailors Dummy for this years range at M&S.

Unfortunately, this seems to have caused a bit of an issue for the average Brit Male, with the Zipper being too short for all other than the less endowned amongst us.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/marks-spencer-slammed-making-zips-6504632


Some British men are struggling to match up in the trouser department after Marks & Spencer shortened the length of their zips on some chinos.
The retail giant has left some male customers in a tight spot by cutting an inch off the zip length.
The change was discovered by fuming customers who were left red-faced after finding they had 'difficulties' in going to the toilet after buying the £30 trousers.

 
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Did anyone see the story this week on CHINOS.

Apparently, the Zip Lengths have been shortened following Albert being employed as the Tailors Dummy for this years range at M&S.

Unfortunately, this seems to have caused a bit of an issue for the average Brit Male, with the Zipper being too short for all other than the less endowned amongst us.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/marks-spencer-slammed-making-zips-6504632


Some British men are struggling to match up in the trouser department after Marks & Spencer shortened the length of their zips on some chinos.
The retail giant has left some male customers in a tight spot by cutting an inch off the zip length.
The change was discovered by fuming customers who were left red-faced after finding they had 'difficulties' in going to the toilet after buying the £30 trousers.

I prefer buttons anyway but M&S only carry standard colour chinos anyway so I never shop there.
Plus it's normally expensive and i like a bargain.
 
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Did anyone see the story this week on CHINOS.

Apparently, the Zip Lengths have been shortened following Albert being employed as the Tailors Dummy for this years range at M&S.

Unfortunately, this seems to have caused a bit of an issue for the average Brit Male, with the Zipper being too short for all other than the less endowned amongst us.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/marks-spencer-slammed-making-zips-6504632


Some British men are struggling to match up in the trouser department after Marks & Spencer shortened the length of their zips on some chinos.
The retail giant has left some male customers in a tight spot by cutting an inch off the zip length.
The change was discovered by fuming customers who were left red-faced after finding they had 'difficulties' in going to the toilet after buying the £30 trousers.
<laugh> poor Albert.

The real irony here is that Albert doesn't even use thd zip ehrn he needs to pee, he just goes in his chinos.
 
Great game last night between Besiktas and Fenerbache. 3-2 to the black and whites.
Mario Gomez's winner was sumblime.
TT will be one happy bunny today.
Lovely stadium too and no hassle from the fans either.
 
Aye BRB felt Panthro crossed the line with his ass eating signature. Perhaps a problem for the site which is fair enough, but maybe just ask him to take it down?
 
Just catching up chaps.
I never saw his sig so I guess it was put up whilst I was away in Istanbul. I'm sensing it was a bit sick if Thirty/Thirty's comments are anything to go by.
I've asked Panthro on previous occasions to remove unsuitable material from Avatars etc and also said how it is against board rules to have certain images displayed.
I guess he didn't take heed and was hell bent pushing the boundaries again.
From BRB's comments I'd assume there were complaints and as Supermod he has to act on them.
I'm certain Panthro will be back but I only hope he doesn't start pushing the boundaries again as it only ends one way... just ask Korton, Spaceboy etc.....
 
Just catching up chaps.
I never saw his sig so I guess it was put up whilst I was away in Istanbul. I'm sensing it was a bit sick if Thirty/Thirty's comments are anything to go by.
I've asked Panthro on previous occasions to remove unsuitable material from Avatars etc and also said how it is against board rules to have certain images displayed.
I guess he didn't take heed and was hell bent pushing the boundaries again.
From BRB's comments I'd assume there were complaints and as Supermod he has to act on them.
I'm certain Panthro will be back but I only hope he doesn't start pushing the boundaries again as it only ends one way... just ask Korton, Spaceboy etc.....

Not sick at all. It was just of a sexual nature. There were no nipples. <laugh> Look it probably wasn't PC but a ban was harsh.

Edited out link - Just playing safe cos links to porn/unsuitable material can cause a fuss too.
 
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