Did anyone see the story this week on CHINOS.
Apparently, the Zip Lengths have been shortened following Albert being employed as the Tailors Dummy for this years range at M&S.
Unfortunately, this seems to have caused a bit of an issue for the average Brit Male, with the Zipper being too short for all other than the less endowned amongst us.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/marks-spencer-slammed-making-zips-6504632
Some British men are struggling to match up in the trouser department after Marks & Spencer shortened the length of their zips on some chinos.
The retail giant has left some male customers in a tight spot by cutting an inch off the zip length.
The change was discovered by fuming customers who were left red-faced after finding they had 'difficulties' in going to the toilet after buying the £30 trousers.