Sometimes in life we all need a rant.
Ranting is a very good way of venting your spleen about issues that cause you stress and we are all aware of the dangers of stress.
So.
I’m miffed to the extreme.
I moved house.
Old landlords have been swines about EVERYTHING! The house wasn’t cleaned to her standard (well, her illegal Turkish cleaner’s standards) so she paid a cleaner to do some work. ã75 it cost for a house that the agents deemed perfectly liveable to move straight into.
The alarm: Despite that we never used it and didn’t even have the alarm codes they are trying to bill us for it as it’s not working. ã400 to replace.
Electronic garage door: Never used the garage as it was full of their items yet now the door doesn’t work so it’s my fault. ã150 for parts and ã65 per hour for labour. 4 hours work estimated.
Coffee Table: Yes, there were some heat marks on the coffee table. They claim it’s ruined and as such has to be replaced outright. They want ã250 to get a new one. I objected and a French polisher has restored the table to its former glory for ã15.
Dish Washer cutlery basket: Wear and tear but they want me to pay ã40 for a new cutlery basket!! Who the **** pays ã40 for a goddamn plastic cutlery basket!!
Kitchen blind: Never even knew it existed as we never used the thing but it’s broken and we have to pay ã100 to replace it. It was probably bloody broken before we moved in!!
Raffia Laundry Basket: It’s cracked but it was kept in the garage with THEIR stuff and I have to pay ã50 to replace it? Go **** yourselves!
Kitchen Bin: Has a dent, They need to replace it as it’s unusable. ã75. ã75!!! For a bin!
Agents are on my side and said this couple are the worst they have had to deal with.
Close to losing it and becoming an Arsonist.